Shortly after having a few liquor cheers,
and a couple of sudsy beers,
eighteen year old, Screech, drove out,
ran a red light, and got himself in an automobile accident.

Nevertheless, he was summoned to DWI court
to stand before judge, Seymour Drunks.

Judge:
With an aggravated looking frown on his face.
"Well...do you know why we're here, kid?"

Screech:
"Why?"

Judge:
"Drinking and driving."

Screech:
With a hiccup reply.
"Great. When do we start?"