Humor Poetry posted July 29, 2018 Chapters:  ...13 14 -15- 16... 


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A Corny Joke.

A chapter in the book Funny Honey

Clever Girl.

by rhonnie69

Teacher
"Today, girls and boys, we're going to learn about Pirates."

Girls
"Blaaah."

Boys
"Yeah. Yeah. Let's do it, Mrs. Lambkin."

Teacher
"What is a buccaneer?"

Emily...
raising her hand and waving it eagerly.
"I know. I know."

Teacher
"Very well. What is a buccaneer, Emily?'

Emily
"Expensive corn."




A buccaneer is a pirate, especially one of those who raided Spanish colonies and ships along the American coast in the second half of the 17th century.
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