I'm a happily married woman
with a husband called Bobby.
I've a wonderful job
and more than one hobby.

We've two grown up children,
a girl and a boy
and two beautiful grandkids,
Samantha and Troy.

We're all very close,
we do most things together.
Go out at weekends,
whatever the weather.

My husband adores me,
trusts me with his life.
He boasts to his friends
about his perfect wife.

I've just one secret pastime
I can't let him know
'Cos he'd sure put a stop to it
and I do enjoy it so.

Each Tuesday night
when he goes to play Tennis,
I go and make-out
with our neighbour, Dennis.