General Poetry posted March 7, 2018

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Did he love to eat beans?

Irish Boy Named Bart

by The kurlman

I once knew an Irish boy named Bart.
A double bowl of beans made him fart.
The odor he did pass,
Just smelled like rotten gas.
It went straight to your nose like a dart.

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Bart didn't know he had an odor about him.
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