"Placement of the Caressa Career"
Written on January 16th, 2018
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"Okay students thank you for coming to my class today."
"And yes, this is...
"The Placement of the Carissa Career."
"And yes, at best, this is, your quest...
"Classroom 666!"
...
"Oh, my name?"
"My name is Miss Elvira Snout."
"And, that's spelled...
S.N.O.U.T!"
"Yes and Shout it Out!"
"Like a pigs and today we will talk about what we want to be?"
"What We Want to Be When I Grow Up!"
(Makes me want to throw-up!)
...
"When we grow up?"
"Ha, Ha, Ha!"
"LOOK WHERE YOU ARE?"
'All you fine and aspiring Fan Story writers and reviewers"
...
"Now here at FanStory...
(Of Course)
"Myself, along with Tom Enis, all want you to become known publishers of fine art!"
"And how do we achieve that?"
"Yes Brett?"
"Write words of beauty?"
"Yes and...
"Very, very, good dear."
...
"Now do I have any others?"
"Any alcoholics perhaps?"
"Cruel, One Star Reviewers?"
"People whom claimed they were going for treatment?"
"Writers whom left their sons or daughters behind with the grandfather or mother?"
"Yes, Boo Ghost?"
"I did!"
"That's Scary!"
...
"Okay, do I have any hands today besides Brett West or Boo stating that he or she, wants to create and be a great writer here?"
...
"Yes, Dean Kuch?"
"Oh, you want to be a known, horror, writer like Steven King because you love it?"
"Oh, and I see another hand from Meia Sawyers?"
"And, you too, want to do that also?"
"I see?"
"The both of you fools!"
"Ha, Ha, Hee Haw!!!
...
"Okay fine, they're both great aspirations?"
"Oh, and then we have "Little Mermaid herself, Elaine who calls herself mermaids!"
"And, want do you aspire dear?"
Miss Snout wonders.
"Well, like when I was at 'Band Camp?'
"I fell in and...
"I realized, and as I almost drowned, that I wanted to write all about wonderful things under the sea!"
"I Sea?"
"Under the Sea?"
"I think?"
"Well, you go girl and sea Elaine, mermaids that you're not under the sea right now!"
"And, more on that later!"
...
"Okay, any more fools...
"I mean, hands?"
"Yes Barbara Hendersong or what ever!"
"Oh well, what do you aspire or expire for, my dear?"
Of course Snout...
"To be...
"The Number One Novelist on this site!"
"Right, keep at it your beyond and behind right now, at the...
"That Race Turtle!"
"Oh, That's right, we already have one of those too!"
...
"Oh yes, Miss Tier King?"
"I just want to write about God and religion!"
"Hmmmm...
"Well, but not recommend down here because...
"You're soon going to realize that this is "FanStory and the site is run by Tom Enis."
"And, this is by the way???
"Is HELL!"
Approximate Word Count 476.