General Script posted January 18, 2018

Chapters:

...21 22 -23- 24...

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Pons and Ned meet up at a toy store in the mall

A chapter in the book Scenes

Scene at a Disney store

by Bill Schott

Periplaneta Oh my God!  It’s a cockroach! Americana Standing together at the center of the store. Ned: This 'sposed ta be the happiest place on earth? Pons: No, Ned. You're thinking of Disneyland. This is a store. Ned: Some kinda importers? Pons: Importers? Ned: Sure. They ship stuff to Ameriker from Dizzyland. Hear they got us by the berries with a trade def-a-shit. Pons: Deficit? Ned: Heck yeh, Pons! Don't wanna poop standin' up. Pons: What? Ned: Wonner if they’re that there Mouse What Roared country I read about in school. Pons: Why, Ned? Is it because of Mickey Mouse? Ned: That there's a big clue, ain't it? Pons: Ned -- Disneyland isn't a country. Neither is DisneyWorld Ned: Well, natch, Dizzyworld ain't no country. It's a dang planet. Pons: It's not a planet, Ned. Ned: Got downsized like Pluto, huh. Hey! Wonner if DizzyWorld and Pluto are the same place. That'd 'splain that dog what's wit Mickey Mouse all the time. Pons: This is a store, Ned. Ned: Goofy! That's the dog I was talkin' 'bout. Pons: I came to get a toy for my sister's friend's daughter. Ned: She like furren toys? You really ought ta be buy 'merican, Pons. Pons: She likes Princesses. Ned: Wasn't we talkin' 'bout Goofy? Pons: Y'know, maybe I'll just go to the store across the street for a toy. Ned: Now yer talkin', Cuz. Git yer toys at the Toys-R- U.S. of A. Pons: Okay, Ned. Toys R USA. Ned: We're gonna make 'merica great again. Pons: One unhappy girl at a time.   Write A Review Pays one point and 2 member cents. You need to login or register to write reviews. It's quick! We only ask four questions to new members.