Look at last year's winner she's beautiful!

Kitty, so are we! Either one of us is purrfect to win this cat show!

Yes! But Pussy Galore thinks SHE'S the cat's meow.

Look at that Siamese! She's got odd colored eyes, definitely not pretty.

And that Persian version cat! She's so fluffy she looks fat.

Have you seen that diva Calico?

The one with the black, brown, tan, and white fur?

Yes, she likes the catnip too much.
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And then she gets too catty.

Where's our friend, Manx cat?

He's taking a cat nap.

Oh look! There's Hisscat wearing a tight catsuit.

Meeeow! Now THERE'S a Tomcat!

Is he looking our way?

No, he's with that new cat model.

She's just a furless Sphinx, nothing special.

Have you seen the seductive way she stretches for him?

He smiles like the cat that got the cream.

I'd like to get MY claws on her!

I could just scratch her eyes out!

Quick! Purr, here come the judges