General Script posted February 20, 2017

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a one- scene script with Pons and Ned

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Scene at a Used Car Lot

by Bill Schott

Pons and Ned meet at a Used Car Lot Ned: So whatcha in the market fer, Pons? Pons: Just want to replace my "Beats Walkin'" with a better ride. Ned: Yeh, fer sure. Looks like they got a 'Histry a da OttaMObile' shindig goin' on tahday. Pons: No, Ned. I think these are the used cars they have available. Ned: No kiddin'? I think I seen a cuppla them cars up on blocks in Pappy's back yard. Pons: They have one here up on blocks as well. Ned: Probly sos nobody'll steal it. Pons: If I owned that car I'd be tempted to insure it to the hilt and park it on an out of the way section of the train track. Ned: Yer losin' it, Pons. That ain't no place to park a car. What if a train come along? Pons: I'd use the insurance money to buy a better car. Ned: Gotcha. Then you'd take er to a piece a track uptown and let her git hit agin. Pons: Well -- no. Ned: May be by a better train, too. Pons: What? Ned: Avenchly, by un by, ya git yersef a train wit yer assurance money and ram it inta cars olliver town. Pons: Or -- I might want to buy this car. Ned: This here car's got lemon writ olliver it. Pons: That's LeMans, Ned. It's a Pontiac. Ned: That one says it gots a 389 cubic inch injun, four-on-the floor, six-pack carb, high-rise manifold, dual exhaust, L50s, air shocks, spring lifters, and a one-owner title. Pons: It also has a state-of-the-art, eight-track tape player with owner-installed, quadraphonic speakers in the trunk. There's even purple shag carpet and a twelve-inch steering wheel. Ned: She's a prize fer certain. Pons: I think I'll look elsewhere. Ned: Let's go check the train tracks uptown.   Write A Review Image from Google Pays one point and 2 member cents. You need to login or register to write reviews. It's quick! We only ask four questions to new members.