General Script posted December 10, 2015

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Scene at a Grocery Store

by Bill Schott

Pons and his cousin Ned meet at checkout line Ned: This line's not too long, Pons. Pons: Yeah, but it's six items or less. Ned: Well that don't make a lot of sense. Pons: It's for folks in a hurry. Ned: You'd think the store would want folks to buy more, not less. These short lines are only encouragin' me to put things back to get out faster and spend fewer bucks. Pons: What if I just wanted a pack of smokes and a soda pop, Ned? Ned: Is this a hyper-pathethic question? Pons: You mean -- yes, it is. Ned: Well, if you got a pack of smokes I'd have to school you on the dangers of tobacco. Pons: I don't smoke, Ned. Ned: So who are the cigarettes for? Pons: They were Hypothetical. Ned: That one of them hookah brands? Pons: No, Ned, just regular cigarettes. Ned: Like drinkin' regular and not fat-free Drano? Pons: What? Ned: Them coffin nails are bad news, Pons. Pons: Okay, Ned. I quit. Ned: Good. Now let's talk about them sugary drinks?   Write A Review Photo from Google Pays one point and 2 member cents. You need to login or register to write reviews. It's quick! We only ask four questions to new members.