General Script posted December 5, 2015

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a one-scene script

A chapter in the book Scenes

Scene at a Theater

by Bill Schott

Pons and his cousin Ned meet at a theater to watch Star Wars. Ned: I can hardly wait to see this flick, Pons. Pons: Yes, it's been a long time coming. Ned: Right? It was back in the sixties that         Capt. Kirk and Dr. Spock first got         them star wars going. Pons: That's Star Trek. Ned: No, Shrek didn't star in it back then. Pons: He's not in it now. Ned: How could they leave Shrek out. Pons?          I suppose we won't be seeing Dr. Spock          either. Pons: You will not -- and it's mister. Ned: Well, MISTER Pons, how could they          make this movie without, basically, the          main character? Pons: Spock was never the main character. Ned:   Sure. I heard that Capt. Kirk stole the            spotlight and got all the women. Pons: Look, Ned, just to be clear. We're not           going to watch Star Trek. Ned: Then why are we here? Pons: We're here to watch Star Wars. Ned: Is that one of those Hollywood          reality things? Pons: No, Ned. It's the movie we've come           to see about the Force, the Empire,           and a lot of characters you will           recognize. Ned: Like Klingons? Hey, Pons, remember          that toilet paper joke about Klingons?. Pons: There are no Klingons. Ned: No Klingons -- around Ur-ay-nus. Right? Pons: This isn't Star Trek, Ned. This is a            totally different story. Ned: Like Star Trek: Voyager? Pons: Voyager wasn't Star Wars, Ned. Ned: It sure wasn't Star Trek either. Pons: I hope you like this movie, Ned.           It's the third trilogy. Ned: I thought it was Star Wars? Write A Review Pic from Google Pays one point and 2 member cents. You need to login or register to write reviews. It's quick! We only ask four questions to new members.