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The dark side of consumerism

A chapter in the book Miscellaneous Poems - vol 3

Buy Buy Baby

by CD Richards


Consult John Edward—
because people are dying
to be made fools of.
 



Buy Osh Kosh B'Gosh!
Educate your kids early
in brand awareness.




Teach your kids to smoke—
most undertakers agree
emphysema's cool.




Support dairy farms
because milk is the best food
(for baby bovines).




Paleo diet:
since cavemen did not eat grain.
"What's that? Oh... sorry."




Have no time to waste,
driving with cell phone to ear.
Watch me crash and burn.

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These are not "reworking" of existing ads, but all of the things here have been advertised in one form or another. I hope the entry is in keeping with the spirit of the competition.
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