Criss-Cross My Hemisphere!

by Ricky1024

Background
Follows with "I Hate Myself!"

<><><<><><><><><><><> ************************* A Slam-poet of Laureate*******************************
<><><><><><><>A "Who's Who Ranked and rated Writer"<><><><><><>
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Of All, Writing, Venues.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"As I evaluate, I must re-evaluate me and my 'Vixen Past!'
Horrid heaping, helpings of my hospitality' hurt me....
Gracious me!"
"What doth have happened to me?'
...
'I no longer give-a-shit about thy future, or my life!"
"I lost the only *Son, then the only **wife!"
"No son, no wife...
"Regrets of written flaws bunched and crunched together forever!"
"{Crippled as they go.}"
...
'Away I go back to that sweet place of hurting and hating! Hating myself and those ***responsible!"
Got me a new date not with fate or destiny but she's a looker!"
"Heard she used to be a hooker!
Doesn't much matter to me...
"I'm better off with her then the matter!"
3 days later...
...
"Man, it's not so bad down here!'
Yes, It's hot and yes the stench of rotting and burning corpses are atrocious as I hold my nose and tip-toe and go with the flow!"
...
"Wow! "I never knew they had a walking trail here!'
"Hey buddy!'
"Why you here?"
Murder!"
"Hey, how about you?" He asks.
'What Could you have done?"
"Murder someone?'
"Yup!"
"Choked my five year old to death!" The other stranger answers.
"That 'Little Daddy's Boy?'
"You deserving bastard!"
"You belong down here!" Another stranger replies.
"And you?"
"Oh, I'm just a poet, Priest, prophet, and suicide victim!" I reply.
"How you do it?" The stranger asks....
"Hey You!'
"What are you doing down here?" The stranger asks.
"Don't you recognize me?"
"I'm Adolph Hitler! He Replies.
"Hail Hitler! The stranger yells!
"I could kill you pig for not knowing me! "He yell angrily.
Show me the Nazi sign. Hitler demands.
"Now, the Nazi salute!" He yells.
"Hitler runs off angered!"
...
"And you Son?" The stranger asks.
"What could you have done?" He asks.
"Well a knife and a lot of pain!" I Reply.
"Good,, as you should!" He relies.
"Feel better now?" He asks.
"I ignore them and move on..
...
{"The next thing I know, Some warden lets me through an old, wooden, gate!}
"There are mangled and burning corpses hanging!"
[One from each tree!}
"From the revenues, it looks like they were tortured and then hung. I figure.
"As I rounded the corner, there he was!"
"The Lord of Darkness!"
...
"Hey Satan, How's it hanging?" I tease.
"Don't you see my handiwork fool!" He replies.
"Down here in Hell, you must show respect to me!" He screams!
"And who are you?"
"Well, I'm a nobody doing nothing and lost."
"Why am I here?" I ask Satan.
"Don't you know fool?"
"You killed somebody or yourself!" He Replies.
"Oh, Yea, forgot that." I answer."
...
'Hey Is President Obama Here Yet?" I ask.
"He will be soon for his stupidity. Replies Satan.
"Oh, by the way..
"That guy over there hanging from the second tree to the right.
"Yes?
"The funny mustached one? I ask.
"Yes...
'Well..
"He's a fat pig like you!" I yell as I run!"
"Suddenly...
"Damn Another Hell Dream!"
The End.

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*Son- my Son Jason Whomed died on March 31st, 2003{Organs donated April First April Fools Day.}
Wife**_ My Wife Carolyn Ann Richmond Harbach Smrkovsky that took her own life on November 23rd, 2003 only eight months after Jason's death.
[to learn more about 'Organ-Tissue Donations" call !-800-DONORS-!
And tell my friend Lara S Moretti the LSW. with 'The Gift of life Philadelphia, Pennsylvania' that 'Jay' sent ya.
"Special thanks goes out first to 'Heavenly Father and his Son Jesus Christ, then Fan-story and Tom the administrator, Fan-art review and this amazing artist and friend 'MK Flood' and his pic 'Devil Sings the Blues'

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