TWINKLE TWINKLE YOU BIG ASS STAR
I CAN SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDSHIELD
OF MY DIRTY DAMN OLD CAR
GOOD THING YOU'RE OUT THERE NOW
AND I AINT JUST JOKING
CAUSE IT'S GETTING' PRETTY DARK
AND MY HEADLIGHTS BOTH ARE BROKEN
OLD YELLER'S IN THE BACK SEAT SNORIN' UP A STORM
AN MOMMA'S WRAPPED AROUND HIM JUSTA KEEP HERSELF WARM
THEY SAY YOU DEAL IN WISHES SO I THOUGHT I'D FLING A FEW
CAUSE MY WALLETS RUN TO EMPTY AND THERE'S A BIG HOLE IN MY DAGGON SHOE
THE GAS TANK'S ABOUT EMPTY NOW AND HOME'S A FAR PIECE YET TA GO
I CAN HEAR THE WOLVES ALREADY OUT FOR THEIR GRUB TONIGHT
AND THEY SAY IT'S SUPPOSTA SNOW
SO I'M THROWING OUT A WISH TO YOU THAT SOMEONE HITS THIS CAR
THEN THE INSURANCE MAN WILL BRING A CHECK AND I CAN HIT THE BAR
WE'LL DRINK A TOAST TO YOU, OLD MISTER BRIGHT AND SHINY, SMUG
THEN TAKE A TAXI HOME AND STUFF SOME GREENBACKS NEATH THE RUG
WHEN THE NEW CAR COMES AND THE RENT'S BIN PAID
MOMMA'S NICE AND WARM AND WE BOTH GOT GOOD AN LAID
WE'LL WALK OLD YELLER DOWN TO THE BUTCHER SHOP
AND BUY HIM THE SCRAPS TILL HE'S BUSTED' HIS CHOPS
THEN I'LL TAKE SWEET MAMA TO THAT BENCH THERE IN THE PARK
WHERE WE BOTH WILL WAIT TILL YOU COME ROUND AND CHASE AWAY THE DARK
WE WILL SING FOR YOU LIKE ANGELS DO WITH THANKS FOR ALL YOUR LIGHT AND GLORY
THEN WELL WRITE ALL ABOUT THIS GOOD LUCK WE HAD AND POST IT ON FANSTORY
THEN BUDDY YOU'RE A GONNA SEE SOME REEEEEEL BIG STARS!!!! WATCHOUT NOW!!