Satire Poetry posted February 21, 2014 |
The rogue rides again...(see notes)
Hyde And Seek
by Marillion
Hyde—And—Seek The FRY-day ride is starting, and it’s Hyde upon his saddle, An artist known for “tarting” in the heated heart of battle; But those he pricked are wiser now— his wicked jig is up. He smiles behind his visor, then adjusts his loving cup:
I’ll hit the wenches early, and commence a merry chase. I’ll saunter to Australia for a triple with the twins— Removing my regalia, I can double-point my sins.
But since it’s cramped I’ll pause it, then I’ll spangle her in bed. I like that Paula watches, so again I notch the post— Two swatches for two crotches that I boast I love the most.
And when she’s lit and smitten I’ll be fixed betwixt her hips. I’ll wait, then take the red-eye in a tube of phallic might— A dead-eye tantric Jedi, I’m a transatlantic knight.
To bind me when they find me, just to gore the storied brute; But first they have to snatch me, yet this mad Lothario Makes sure they’ll never catch me— not in north Ontario.
Where soon I shall be wooing at the oozing crack of Dawn. It’s never sanctuary, though, no matter how I feel, She knows I’ll never marry and will die before I kneel.
They hunt the devastating dude who screwed a new Canuck. She’s Gloria, a lady who is shady with her kiss— I feel like Warren Beatty; she’s like Sarah Palin’s sis.
For all the hens are speeding up, and wheeling round the bend. They hope their flames impinge me, but the gap has spanned too wide, And though their rage may singe me, they can only tan my Hyde.
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Cast of Characters-
The Rogue/Hyde/Lothario/Jedi- Marillion (well, his alter ego, really)
Aussie Twins-Closetpoetjester and Paulah60
Dawn-Ideasaregems~Dawn
Gloria-Emmex
The ladies above have been faithful riposters to the unfaithful wretch known as the Rogue, and they will eventually triumph over His Nastiness, but he's not done yet. Thanks for reading!
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