Is There a Piranha in the Loo

by Sankey

You'd be not considered plush;
Should you give the 'loo a flush,
Or wiped the seat or bowl with tissue too!

I wouldn't visit you
If this is what you do
With your loo!

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I am glad I found out I spelled Piranha correctly. I am sure this could do with another stanza Appreciation to A V Murray for their great pic of the "Dunny" - Aussie term for Toilet Roll.

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More of my frustrated tales of men's lack of loo etiquette.

A chapter in the book Geoff's Book Of Poultry

Is There a Piranha in the Loo

by Sankey

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