God's McDonald's

Golden arches replaced by giant rainbows
Enormous parking lot with crowds of onlookers
But no drive through
You've got to park and come in
One at a time for the absolute best service
An amazingly small operation
One counter only, one customer at a time
A giant black LED menu screen. Nothing on it!
Finally your turn...you step up to the counter
Tall white bearded, white robed guy comes out to greet you
"Blessings...what can I get for you today?"
"Well, you answer, somewhat confused, there's
Nothing on the menu screen...what do you have?"

"Everything, absolutely anything you could ever imagine!"
"What would you like to have?"
"Well there's nothing on the screen so I don't really know"
"Why, you ask...is there nothing on the screen?"
"Ah, you see that screen is actually a mind reading screen and
It's saying you are not imagining anything you want"
'Well what are other people ordering today, maybe I'll have that?"
"Well actually, nobody today has known what they want yet"

"Let me explain how this works...you see, I'm God and everything
In the universe that exists now or might exist in your imagination is
Available on the menu and best of all...it's all FREE...But First,
It has to be imaged in your mind and coupled with the total belief
That I will come out and put it on the counter for you at no charge!
Then...bam...there it is ready for you to pick it up and go home"

"Wow, what if I said I wanted a new sports car?"
"Ok, what make, what model, what color, what's the license plate?"
"Can you see it in your mind enough to put it on the screen?"
"I'm trying but not really"
"Go home and think about it, why you want it, what will it mean in
Your life? How will it help you or anyone else? "Believe it and it will
Be here when you come back to pick it up"

"Has anyone ever done that right away, right here?"
"God said..."well frankly we've moved a lot of burgers and hot dogs
But no Porches or Mercedes yet today....believing seems to be a real
Problem for humans"
" Amazing but what almost always pops up on the screen is what people
DON'T WANT and unfortunately, that's what they get because that's how
The program of life works!"