PINKY SWEAR


I promise I won't spill the beans
I pinky swear
I won't divulge the inbetweens
No verb I'll spare
Won't burst my banks and bring you shame
The trap is shut, I'll play the game
I won't be caught in any snare
I pinky swear

With pinky "cloak and dagger" scenes
I'll show due care
I know what "zip it" truly means
I'm well aware
Clandestine rule says it's concealed
And under wraps, thus unrevealed
It's confidential, don't despair
I pinky swear

But...

If cakehole leaks and contravenes
I will prepare
As you'll be round removing spleens
That's only fair
And then of course this blabbermouth
Might soon be heading somewhere south
Won't rat or snitch, how could I dare?
I pinky swear

Yes...

I'm keeping Mum, it's in me genes
I will not share
As sure as I won't eat me greens
I've stashed it there
Your secret's safe, I'll stay tight-lipped
Within my gob it's firmly gripped
My covert trust beyond compare
I PINKY SWEAR!

(C)