Just give me a call,
I'll shadow your hall
with the doubt I keep here in my pack.

I'll shoulder your guilt,
suck up what you've spilt
on the valuable rug in the back

of the trailer you hate,
pride and joy of your mate,
yes, I'll empathise well with my knack

of taking your woes
and the names of your foes
and effecting vendettas my own.

Take advantage of me
and my stupidity
and my gallantry so overblown

until you are sick
of my use of your stick
and demand your shit back from the loan.