My Dearest 

From the day we first met, I was smitten
I gave you my all, purred like a kitten
To gain your affection, to win your love
My devotion to you just wasn't enough

Now here’s a confession I have to make
When you hear it, I know you’ll take
My love no longer for granted, my dear
My devotion for you will become clear

With child I am, from your very sperm
Which decided to turn into a worm
Impregnated my egg with perfect aim
Your parentage our child will claim

So now my darling, my love of loves
No more handling you with kid gloves
We'll walk down the aisle to make a vow
Hah!  I see I've got your attention now

You cannot hide, don't try running away
My Pa and my brothers will make you stay
You know they're big, you know they're tough
You couldn't run from them fast enough

I've got you now!
Let's make that vow!