As the Crime Scene Investigators processed the scene, a boy with a shotgun approached. He looked at the Coroner in disbelief.

"What kind of monster would have the heart to disturb the beauty of my crime scene? I shot my family to death on purpose, no mistake.

I love how I posed them, wanting you to see what's left of these two hideous creatures, with only holes left where their faces once were.

I passed sentence on them for violating me as a child. No one ever knew how I hated the nightly visits. Somehow, now I think they know!"