Humor Poetry posted February 9, 2009 | Chapters: | 2 3 -4- 5... |
Those of some proportion will relate...
A chapter in the book The Lighter Side of Things
The Mission: Buying Bras
by Gypsymooncat
The time has come and I am quivering in abject fear, As luck would have it though, I spot a man at 2 o'clock, He leaves at last, so I leap out and snatch a few contenders, I whop him in the chops with my large stash of boulder holders, The ruckus brings two burly men in uniforms with batons; “I'M FINE!” I squeak, and streak away from any more diversion Now battered, bruised and bleeding, with the last bra back to front, On heading back to base upon completion of The Mission, |
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Humpback whales
Tweeters
Pillows
Bongo's
"thehimmemirth" translation: "she hit me first".
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