"Corporal, take this letter to Captain Taylor, Third Battalion. They are currently on the front line."

"Yes Sir. Do I need to wait for a reply?"

"Yes, I think it better that you do. I am keen to know his decision as quickly as possible."

"Sir, I have a way of cutting down the time it will take."

"You do. Well that sounds promising. May I ask how you will achieve this time saving?"

"Yes Sir. I have been running the front line for nearly twelve months and have an excellent knowledge of just where the enemy are located. They also, unwittingly, have provided a route which is quicker and safer."

"Excellent corporal. I must say, I am amazed you are still alive. Clearly, it is one of the most dangerous jobs in this infernal war."

"Well, I am pretty quick Sir and God has seen fit to keep the bullets away. Although, there have been several times I expected to have a number of bullets up my ass. My time up, so to speak."

"Yes indeed corporal. If God is on your side, then I look forward to seeing you again. Perhaps we could discuss utilizing your knowledge to improve our strategies in the field. Go now corporal, Godspeed."

"Yes sir. I will look forward to our chat. Perhaps a drop of rum as well?"

"That corporal will be my pleasure. And perhaps one for God."