General Poetry posted February 21, 2024


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An encounter with a pig talking on his phone!

Domestic Pig

by William R. Gilbert

One Spring day as I was walking home
a pig was talking on his phone.
I said I liked his musk cologne.
He looked up from his phone
and said "So does Joan!"
"Bring home a scone,
and a bone?"
He moaned
"Crone.."

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