Humor Poetry posted February 20, 2024


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Of Course it Did

by pome lover

 

 

Dishwasher is loaded, I pushed door to close.

It wouldn’t!

Could I see anything blocking the way?

I couldn’t.

I moved things around and tried door again.

No luck.

Where machinery is concerned, I feel like a definite

schmuck

 So …

Took everything out, I hand washed and dried,

A pain.

Reached over to close the (stupid) washer door

Again.

 

Click.




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time for a new one.
When my granddaughter was young, she was learning to skate ( in my house). She came swirling into my kitchen, the dishwasher door was open, and she lost her balance and sat on the door. I want you to know, that door still closed, and the dishwasher has worked all these years. I think it got tired.
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