Humor Poetry posted February 5, 2024


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The after afterbirth

Poop There It Is

by Jessica Wheeler

 
No pushing or breaking of water
It was a c-section that brought her
But this is about
What wouldn’t come out
Right after the birth of my daughter
 
Perhaps it was pain medication
To back up and cause constipation
Nurse said I must show
She won't let us go
Till POOP there it is- defecation
 
Determined, I pulled an all-nighter
That thing was a hell of a fighter
Then with my poor tush
Turns out I did push
And POOF I was seven pounds lighter!
 

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Silly Poem writing prompt entry
Writing Prompt
Write a funny silly poem.
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February
2024


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