Humor Fiction posted January 31, 2024

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I Shud've Been a Farmer

by Tom Horonzy

Humorous 50 Word Story Contest Winner 

I have long imagined being a farmer, though I never farmed, because corns grows on my toes, and maize inside my head. I have a b-onion on my heel, and potatoes spudding in my ears. Besides, I love lounging in the hay with a shapely filly who never says neigh.

Writing Prompt
Write a humorous 50 word story. 50 words exactly. No need to have a beginning, a conflict or resolution. Just tell something funny in 50 words. No poetry.

Humorous 50 Word Story
Contest Winner


Even if I say so myself, "Adrian, I think I did it."

After a hard day's work, I am heading to the barn to lay in the hay.
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