| Humor Fiction posted March 8, 2023 |
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Write a Rant contest entry
Rant Me a River
by DragonSkulls
My job's to drive a truck all night.
Each sunrise, so sublime.
But Sunday I'll be robbed of that
with Daylight Losing Time.
I saw a pic from long ago,
and feel it's so unfair.
I wish for days like those back then,
with awesome times and hair.
I like to play my games online
but C.O.D.'s a drag,
as children mock my wit and skills
'cause nothing fixes lag.
I'm giving thought to ditching him,
my drummer friend for years.
His timing screws a perfect jam
on just two lousy beers.
And am I asking far too much
to want my french fries hot?
It's ten bucks for a Whopper meal,
yet nope, my fries are not.
When in a rush to get to work
can not these dorks comply?
The left lane's for the faster folks,
so either pass or die.
I'm always cussing YouTube jerks
with wisdom they consult,
'cause every crappin' thing I try
won't get that same result.
I'd stretch this list for miles on end
and whine a worthy rant,
but due to time and life and woes...
surprisingly, I can't.
It's a lie but...
Now I feel better.
Write A Rant contest entry
My job's to drive a truck all night.
Each sunrise, so sublime.
But Sunday I'll be robbed of that
with Daylight Losing Time.
I saw a pic from long ago,
and feel it's so unfair.
I wish for days like those back then,
Each sunrise, so sublime.
But Sunday I'll be robbed of that
with Daylight Losing Time.
I saw a pic from long ago,
and feel it's so unfair.
I wish for days like those back then,
with awesome times and hair.
I like to play my games online
but C.O.D.'s a drag,
as children mock my wit and skills
'cause nothing fixes lag.
I'm giving thought to ditching him,
my drummer friend for years.
His timing screws a perfect jam
on just two lousy beers.
And am I asking far too much
to want my french fries hot?
It's ten bucks for a Whopper meal,
yet nope, my fries are not.
When in a rush to get to work
can not these dorks comply?
The left lane's for the faster folks,
so either pass or die.
I'm always cussing YouTube jerks
with wisdom they consult,
'cause every crappin' thing I try
won't get that same result.
I'd stretch this list for miles on end
and whine a worthy rant,
I'm giving thought to ditching him,
my drummer friend for years.
His timing screws a perfect jam
on just two lousy beers.
And am I asking far too much
to want my french fries hot?
It's ten bucks for a Whopper meal,
yet nope, my fries are not.
When in a rush to get to work
can not these dorks comply?
The left lane's for the faster folks,
so either pass or die.
I'm always cussing YouTube jerks
with wisdom they consult,
'cause every crappin' thing I try
won't get that same result.
I'd stretch this list for miles on end
and whine a worthy rant,
but due to time and life and woes...
surprisingly, I can't.
surprisingly, I can't.
It's a lie but...
Now I feel better.
 Recognized |
#56 March 2023 |
C.O.D.- Call Of Duty game.
Lag - A split second of time my PS5 console falls behind in internet speed
that causes uncountable amounts of deaths.
PS5 - Play Station 5.
Pays
one point
and 2 member cents. Lag - A split second of time my PS5 console falls behind in internet speed
that causes uncountable amounts of deaths.
PS5 - Play Station 5.
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