“The Man who says he can, and the man who says he cannot, are both correct”

-- Confucius

These are bold words to my ears,

Said by a fat Chinese man,

Who hasn’t moved in 2000 years.

“Do or do not, there is no try”

-- Yoda

I might need to take my game and up it,

Because I follow the teachings,

Of an ugly little green puppet.

“Get out of Dodge”

-- Marshall Matt Dillon

I guess I’d better go pack,

Matt Dillon just gave me the sack,

And told me I’d better not come back.

“You may all go to hell and I will go to Texas.”

 -- Davy Crockett

He lost his race for congress,

Going to Texas seemed like progress,

The Mexicans found this preposterous.