General Fiction posted July 16, 2022 | Chapters: | ...8 8 -9- 10... |
a poem
A chapter in the book Random Rhyme and Petty Prose
Ten Days of Festivus
by Bill Schott
On the tenth day of Festivus, I woke up in the street --
-- a sock full of oysters
-- a curtain for a diaper
-- piercings on my nipples
-- a pair of Mickey mittens
-- bow ties on my big toes
-- a tattoo of an eight-ball
-- an olive in my navel
-- Yul Brynner haircut
-- something up my nostril
and a policeman standing right in front of me.
On the tenth day of Festivus, I woke up in the street --
-- a sock full of oysters
-- a curtain for a diaper
-- piercings on my nipples
-- a pair of Mickey mittens
-- bow ties on my big toes
-- a tattoo of an eight-ball
-- an olive in my navel
-- Yul Brynner haircut
-- something up my nostril
and a policeman standing right in front of me.
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