My slogan for running for Prime Minister

The hand that rocks the cradle rules the world
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Can I pogo stick, unicycle, juggle, breakdance or other?
No, and I can't roll my "r"s either, but I can swing my hips.
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List seven Fanstory members I'd like to meet.
Lyenochka, Jannypan, Pantygynt, (Jim),Ben Colder, Linda Raven
Father Flaps ( Kimbob) and Roy Owen Also Phyllis Stewart (RIP)
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Which cartoon character do I most identify with?
Sergeant Schultz from Hogan's Heroes
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If they made a TV show about my life, what would it be called and who would play "me"?

"Somebody up there likes me." Some one unknown
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If you could pick three animals to use to create a new animal what would they be?
A dragon, a unicorn and a mermaid

What would it be called?
Something very polite and complimentary
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If I was stuck in an elevator for thirty minutes, who would I most want to have there?
A lift repair man
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If the time was longer, say six hours?
A lift repairman with good conversational skills