You said you would love me

Until the end of time

We walked down the aisle

Stood side by side

And now you tell me

You're just not sure

You have met someone else

Who lights up your world

 

You want a divorce

The kids can stay

For they would only

Get in your way, you say

But the jokes on you

You worthless piece of shit

For you are buried out back

With your secretary In a six-foot ditch