Whimsical Faith

by Raul1

I rest my faith on my cat,
my lap sits on top of my hat,
my parents allow me to talk loud,
I sing the silly whimsical song.

My God is my dog,
I follow the Almighty Dog Lord's advice
all he tells me in faith is barking noises.
I follow his wisdom of pure dumbness.

It is great to be stupid
for my name is Cupid,
my mind fires rockets.
I get along with books,
they are my friends.

Don't forget who your friends are,
which they are newspapers,
couches laughing at my every joke,
I don't take showers each day.

What a silly day to enjoy,
being careless, you can get away
with everything.
Ask my cousin Piss-Ant.

Start your beautiful hectic day
with errors all the time,
I promise you that you
will feel better.

My name is Klutz,
my mind is nuts,
crazy is the new sane,
just ask my cat,
he will respond.

Follow these faith rules,
you will never go wrong,
be silly and people
will think that you act normal.

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by Raul1

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