Humor Poetry posted October 12, 2021

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Watch Me Win

by DragonSkulls

Parody a Christmas song. Contest Winner 
(Verse 1)
Dashing through the prompts,
no morals on display.
Cheating while I go,
laughing all the way.

I've numerous accounts.
Our site here doesn't care.
I vote for me a few more times
while knowing it's unfair.

Oh, Jingle bells, my ego swells.
A sixer every time,
from no one else but myself.
How can that be a crime?
Jingle bells, my ruse, it sells,
my values lost for gold.
You'll fry in hell where sinners dwell.
At least that's what I'm told.

(Verse 2)
Running to the booth
where I've already been,
I'll log out and then back in
so I can vote again.

Caring not to hide
with acts that some condone.
The booth's been open minutes now.
The six votes are my own.

Oh, Jingle bells, cash compels
this cheating little elf.
To more extent, I'll compliment
on what I wrote myself.
Jingle bells, my ego swells.
I'll win though it's not right.
In wealth I bask while some may ask,
How can   I   sleep    at    night?


Writing Prompt
Take the tune of any Christmas song and put in your own lyrics...have fun.

Parody a Christmas song.
Contest Winner

I would never stoop this low just to win contests on here
but there are some among us that do. It's truly sad how
their parents seemingly didn't raise them to know right
from wrong. It's hard to lose at these contests if you can
vote multiple times for yourself. Where's the challenge in
that? With just a little searching into portfolios, reviews and
comments the truth is revealed. Again, it's sad but what can
you do? Some people think cheating through life is feasible.

Pays one point and 2 member cents.

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