"No Place Like Home"
Written on August 29th, 2021
By Doctor Ricky 1024
Copyright © Fanstory 2021
'All Rights Reserved'

"There's No Place Like Home"
"Home On the Range?"
"My Home Sweet Home?"
Is Possessed and Deranged!
...
It started one Halloween night.
Long time ago before I was even a gift of delight?
Now don't get me wrong on that horrible night?
It all started with this ð??? Hurricane named Ida!
When she came to visit We?
She was just a Category 3!
But now?
Holy Cow!
She's approaching Category 5!
Man Alive!
...
Batten down your Hatches!
Unleash all your long lashes Maybelline!
(If you know what I mean?)
Latch up all your Latches!
Hitch up all your Hitches!
Gather up all those nasty ex Bitches?
And, carefully cover it all up in your Ditches!
Because...
...
There's No Place Like Home?
There's No Place Like Home?
There's No Place Like Home!
Oh shut up Dorothy!
This isn't about Oz!
...
Note: The current hurricane Ida has ruptured the coastline of the state of Louisiana.
And is right now causing flooding and other terrible destruction.
Yes, with almost Hurricane Category 5 winds!
Winds of sustained force!
(159 miles an hour and gusting to 185!)