"Let's Pretend to Blend?"
Written on July 18th, 2021
By Doctor Ricky 1024
Copyright �© Fanstory 2021
'All Rights Reserved'

"Let's pretend to blend and of course we need to do it first in God's kitchen!
Ingredients:
5 lb bag or sack of Heckler's flour.
(Sifted and bleached)
One dozen eggs (extra large)
1 lb package of Land O'Lakes butter
1 quart of sweet cream
5 lb bag of Domino Sugar
1 oz of Cinnamon
1 oz of Rosemary
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Note: Each and every Fanstory writer and reviewer will be a part of this new family!
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The Creation:
We first need two large bowls.
(Sanitized!)
First Bowl:
Yes, and in the first Bowl you'll want to add halve the bag of flour, only six eggs, half of the butter, and half of the sweet cream.
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The Second Bowl:
You will need to add the entire bag of sugar, the other half of the bag of flour, the rest of the butter, eggs, and sweet cream.
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In the first Bowl you want to use your electric mixer or you can do it by hand.
You want to beat vigorously.
Wash hands first!
(if it's by hand)
Now, if you're using the machine?
Yes, it takes about 5 minutes on high.
Be sure to add the Cinnamon!
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The Second bowl?
You will do the same thing but instead you will add the Rosemary!
And, you will note that this is the sweetest Bowl!
Yes, why?
Because little girls are much sweeter than little boys!
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Cinnamon Creation:
After we have everything mixed well; we want to pour it into a very special mold!
This mold will be in the formation of a 6 lb baby!
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Now, pour the ingredients carefully; and make sure you don't go over the edges!
(This is extremely important we don't want to burn the poor thing!)
Now place this "Godly Mixture"
In your GE. oven.
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Note: You want to start it out at a very low temperature of only 175 degrees for about the first hour.
More Later...
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Rosemary Creation: Now with this "Godly Creation"
We are going, of course, to want to put it in the oven at a different time.
(Of course after Cinnamon!)
Let Cinnamon start first!
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Now we're going to set the temperature a little bit higher in the beginning for our Rosemary at 200A°
Why?
Cause little girls can be hotter to get along with!
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Now, Let's go check on baby boy Cinnamon?
Okay, he's doing well but we want to now increase the temperature for the next 15 minutes to 375�°
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Note: it's very important to not go past 15 minutes or you will destroy your child!
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Let's check on baby girl?
Okay, and now I can see Rosemary's doing quite well Also!
So, we want to increase our heat and temperature to 400 degrees.
Now, Let's go check on how Cinnamon's doing?
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I can see Cinnamon is completely done!
Damn!
Looks like he got his tan in Bermuda!
Okay, So, we want to turn off the oven, open the door, and let the poor thing cool!
(Do the same thing with Rosemary after 15 minutes)
After all we don't want her to look like she got her 10 in Jamaica!!
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Final Creation:
And, in God's "Womb of Life"
Yes, we have just created...
(In our own special type of Way)
A little boy named "Cinnamon"
And, a little girl named "Rosemary!"
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Note: Remember these are not cookies or cakes!
(Even though the recipe seems to blend)
So these are our Fanstory children and we must raise them properly!
Let them hold the pen or pencil in whatever hand they want!
Give them proper grammar and language skills!
And, we will have our future little Poets of Laureate!
The End.