"January's Chill 2021!"
Written on January 30th, 2021
By Doctor Ricky 1024
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'All Rights Reserved'

Baby it's cold out!
Scream and shout!"
This ain't no?
"California Dreaming"
Or?
"Old Man Sol"
He ain't a heating!
He ain't even a meeting!
...
Note: The Coldest time of the year is late December and January.
(In parts of the Northwest)
The average temperatures bottom out before the Solstice.
...
Both the Arctic.
(Which is the North Pole)
And, the Antarctic.
(Which is the South Pole)
Are cold because they don't get any Direct Sunlight.

"Dead of Winter"
Written on January 16th, 2021

"The Dead of Winter"
Is an old saying that refers to the coldest part of the Winter Season. (January 10th to February 1st)
...
Today's date is January 16th, 2021.
And, it's been unseasonably mild?
With high temperatures today predicted to be 46 Degrees.°
But we will Pay!
Mark my words!

"Old Man Sol."
Written on January 17th, 2021
He doesn't give and it feels as if he ain't there?
Why?
...
We are at the farthest distance from the Old man's Sol's heat!
Heat me up Scotty?
Or beam me up?
....
"Sunbeams or false Dreams?"
I see Icy Sickles growing from my nose!
I ain't even any Santa Claus!
Damn it's Cold!
And, it's so, so, cold!
And my breath is slowly becoming my death!
'How cold is it Dr Ricky?'
"Colder than my Ex's Nancy's tits!"
Approximate Word Count: 372.