first day
A chapter in the book Kaleidoscope
Dispute 11
The setting is one empty room. One actor plays all the characters.
Me: Wow, 5 pm and his Majesty is not back, yet! Will he come in one piece?
Evil Me: Knock! Knock!
Me: Who's there?
Evil Me: It's me Aleksei!
Me: Aleksei?
Evil Me: I mean Gamlet, oops Hamlet!
Me: Oh, how do I know it's you? Tell me something funny!
Evil Me: Oh cruel faith, the Gods have spoken!
Me: I said funny, not tragic! Okay, Hamlet came in!
Evil Me: I brought you 200 bucks to add to the rent and food, so you don't have to spoil me tonight with your spaghettini bullshetini! I got us some fake champagne, that thing you call Prosecco. If they pay me like this every day, we will be rich. Man, this role is the best ever! I don't have to pretend and my broken Russian doubled by my English seals the deal every time I open the door!
Me: Slow down, Aleksei! What role are you talking about? Aren't you the dry cleaner?
Evil Me: Yup, I am the dry cleaner and receiver. I clean the cash and receive the packages!
Me: What?
Evil Me: Later, mate, I just need to eat and enjoy my role, please!
Me: Fine! Give me the money honey, before you spent them on something stupid!
Evil Me: You and your money, here, take it!
TO BE CONTINUED
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