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wet cleaning
A chapter in the book Kaleidoscope
Dispute 8
by Iza Deleanu
The author has placed a warning on this post for language.
The setting is one empty room. There is only one actor who plays all the characters. Me: Okay, report; any news from the job scene? Evil Me: Oh, man you have an obsession for this subject. I told you I am a prince, I don't work! Me: No work, no food! Evil Me: I was thinking the right formula was: no justice, no peace! Me: Don't BLM now! As long as you live under my roof, you need to carry your weight around! Evil Me: My weight? I have none; I am a romantic prince that weights next to nothing! Fine give me that Job Seeker Journal! Me: Here you go! Evil Me starts ruffling the newspaper mumbling: Ja, that sound nice, mmm this is even better. Okay, I finally found one. Give me the phone, please. Me: Here! Evil Me: If you don't mind, I need some privacy. Me: Okay, I am getting out of the room! Evil Me: Dry cleaner, that sounds nice, isn't? If it's dry, that means that I can get somewhere else a job as a wet cleaner. Wait, I don't like to get wet, so I will stick to the dry section. Okay, here comes nothing! Hello? I am calling in regards with this job offering for a part-time dry cleaner. The voice: Sure, do you have any experience? Evil Me: Yeah, sure, I never wet my pants, and usually I prefer to stay dry... I don't drink! The voice: That's great, but my question is: have you ever worked in an environment where clothes are washed dry? Evil Me: Shit, let me google this: dry clean meaning? Google what's dry clean? Google: Dry-cleaning is very similar to regular home laundering, but a liquid solvent is used to clean your clothes instead of water and detergent. Evil Me: Aha, so is freaking laundry, no lava piati ma lava roppa. The Voice: Sir? So, are you still interested? Evil Me: Like I have a choice! Yes, I am! When can I start? The Voice: Tomorrow; be at the address from the paper at 7.30 am? Evil Me: 7.30 am, so, early? The Voice: Yes, our hours of operations are 7.30 to 4 pm. Evil Me: Okay, I will give it a try. Thank you very much for this opportunity! The Voice: You are welcome! TO BE CONTINUED
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