Gordon, the Guinea pig had a best friend.
They played 'neath the porch steps all day.
Now, Gordon just skittered and frittered in fun,
But, Harry, the hedge hog, had none.

Gordon made fun of his dear hedge hog pal.
As Harry was constantly stuck.
His short, tiny, quills would end up well attached-
to escape the quills took some good luck.

Gordon was pulling out three little quills
He decided he'd have his friend saved.
He had an idea and found an old razor
Next we knew, Harry was shaved!