"Hey, Isn't that Santa?"

Write a story that starts with the sentence: "Hey, isn't that Santa?" Your story must start with the sentence above. Do not add to the sentence. You have the option to put it in quotes (for dialogue) and to change the punctuation at the end. But do not add to the sentence or change it in any other way. Go online and find a picture of Santa that you find funny and write a story about it. Make us, the reader, laugh.

You gotta use at least 800 words; however, if you wanna write more than that feel free.

Here is a website, I found, that you can use if you'd like. This is all about fun... So enjoy...

https://www.google.com/search?q=drunk+dirty+santa&tbm=isch&tbs=rimg:CUNmCGVfjFwvIjg16QWunv7SVNPP22R0OpYW3CnCKtzHqcw5jCN6YHzDqvwgNOr39lOioAofNzzS6_1Jgd_1yv8INQNSoSCTXpBa6e_1tJUEa3PEt1C1XDFKhIJ08_1bZHQ6lhYRf0fGlZjkOKEqEgncKcIq3MepzBEEQGVKHSoj7ioSCTmMI3pgfMOqESpDho5jHWcEKhIJ_1CA06vf2U6IRvFfLIoDinA0qEgmgCh83PNLr8hF5ejEIKvD7YyoSCWB3_1K_1wg1A1EZfdSdKHItRE&tbo=u&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjty9yz2ILfAhULU98KHYEtAc0Q9C96BAgBEBs&biw=1024&bih=608&dpr=1#imgrc=l2TJqRjPXlgZWM:



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