Funny Honey

A Witty Ditty Anthology

by rhonnie69

A Witty Ditty Anthology

She's Funny Honey

Posted July 23, 2018
Humor / Poetry
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The Tower Of Pisa Is A Girl.

Tower Of Pisa.

Posted July 23, 2018
Humor / Poetry
429 views | 2 reviews

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Hey Mom.

Whose Shoes?

Posted July 25, 2018
Humor / Poetry
432 views | 2 reviews

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The World Series Games Starts Today.

Tickets: $50 At The Gate.

Posted July 25, 2018
Children / Poetry
425 views | 3 reviews

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What Did You Learn Today?

How To Get Aspirin For Mom.

Posted July 26, 2018
Humor / Poetry
426 views | 2 reviews

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Mom Told Dad.

Dad Got Mad.

Posted July 26, 2018
Children / Poetry
464 views | 2 reviews

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Ready Or Not.

This One Is Hot.

Posted July 27, 2018
Humor / Poetry
423 views | 3 reviews

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A Band Aid and Iodine, Okay, I'll be fine.

A Tutu Boo-Boo.

Posted July 27, 2018
Children / Poetry
452 views | 2 reviews

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Yes or No?

No.

Posted July 28, 2018
Humor / Poetry
423 views | 2 reviews

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Shhhhhhh!

I've Got A Secret.

Posted July 28, 2018
Humor / Poetry
427 views | 2 reviews

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Free Fee

Like A Good Neighbor

Posted July 21, 2018
Humor / Poetry
430 views | 3 reviews

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Phillip's Sneak Peek Caper.

Teacher Said:

Posted May 11, 2018
Humor / Fiction
435 views | 3 reviews

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Buzzzzzzzzz! What A Mess!

More Than Plenty Honeybees.

Posted January 29, 2018
Humor / Poetry
523 views | 4 reviews

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What's For Dinner?

Crispy Brown.

Posted July 29, 2018
Humor / Poetry
459 views | 2 reviews

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A Corny Joke.

Clever Girl.

Posted July 29, 2018
Humor / Poetry
424 views | 4 reviews

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Colors

What Color Is Clear Glass?

Posted July 30, 2018
Humor / Poetry
429 views | 4 reviews

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Mountains

Cats Kill.

Posted July 30, 2018
Humor / Poetry
457 views | 2 reviews

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Experience Will Teach You Every Time.

Buckshot

Posted July 31, 2018
Humor / Poetry
451 views | 2 reviews

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Baby It's Cold Outside.

Light My Fire.

Posted July 31, 2018
Humor / Poetry
459 views | 2 reviews

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Don't laugh.

He's Right.

Posted August 1, 2018
Humor / Poetry
425 views | 2 reviews

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Little Brother.

Hey!! Hey, Wendy!!

Posted August 1, 2018
Children / Poetry
429 views | 2 reviews

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A Snow Job.

Better Safe Than Sorry.

Posted August 2, 2018
Humor / Poetry
427 views | 2 reviews

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Mother and Child.

Pete and Repeat.

Posted August 2, 2018
Humor / Poetry
429 views | 2 reviews

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Ca$h.

Money.

Posted August 3, 2018
Humor / Poetry
425 views | 2 reviews

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Daddy's Little Angel.

Sweet Sixteen.

Posted August 5, 2018
Humor / Poetry
457 views | 2 reviews

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No! You shouldn't Have.

Yes! I should have.

Posted August 5, 2018
Romance / Poetry
430 views | 2 reviews

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Watch The Birdie.

IHOP... At The Break Of Dawn.

Posted August 6, 2018
Humor / Poetry
454 views | 2 reviews

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A penny Saved.

Buy One Get One Free.

Posted August 6, 2018
Humor / Poetry
501 views | 2 reviews

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A Flick You've Got To See.

Karate

Posted August 7, 2018
Humor / Poetry
456 views | 3 reviews

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Barely Bearable.

He's Lost His Bearings.

Posted August 7, 2018
Humor / Poetry
454 views | 3 reviews

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M.T. Pockets.

Ain't Got No Money.

Posted August 8, 2018
Humor / Poetry
467 views | 5 reviews

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Waiter...Waiter...Waiter...Waiter.

Fast Food

Posted August 8, 2018
Young Adult / Poetry
460 views | 3 reviews

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Hee Hee Hee...

A Corny Joke.

Posted August 9, 2018
Humor / Poetry
465 views | 4 reviews

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Show Them Pearly Whites.

Smile.

Posted August 9, 2018
Children / Poetry
454 views | 2 reviews

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Another Corny Joke.

Yuck!....Veggies.

Posted August 10, 2018
Children / Poetry
421 views | 2 reviews

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Mom said: The cookies are cooling... Don't touch.

Mom Ain't Around.

Posted August 10, 2018
Children / Poetry
453 views | 2 reviews

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Like Father...Like Son.

Father Knows Best.

Posted August 12, 2018
Humor / Poetry
450 views | 4 reviews

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Boozing And Cruising.

Tale Of The Green...Red light.

Posted August 13, 2018
Young Adult / Poetry
425 views | 3 reviews

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Half-A-Laugh.

Spelling Bea.

Posted August 13, 2018
Humor / Poetry
425 views | 5 reviews

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Will Work.

Provocative Persuasion.

Posted August 15, 2018
Humor / Poetry
428 views | 2 reviews

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Laugh Out Loud.

Ha! Ha! Ha!

Posted August 15, 2018
General / Poetry
428 views | 2 reviews

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Hillbilly Breakfast vittles.

Milk and eggs.

Posted August 16, 2018
Humor / Poetry
424 views | 2 reviews

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A cool Fool.

Chilly Willie.

Posted August 17, 2018
Humor / Poetry
425 views | 4 reviews

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Parents Just Don't Understand.

Undone Homework.

Posted August 17, 2018
Humor / Poetry
429 views | 4 reviews

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East West North South.

Magpie Motormouth.

Posted August 16, 2018
Humor / Poetry
442 views | 4 reviews

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Let It Snow. Let It Snow. Let it Snow.

Why Are You Snow Happy?

Posted August 18, 2018
Humor / Poetry
426 views | 2 reviews

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Muscle Hustle.

Snow Job.

Posted August 19, 2018
Family / Poetry
427 views | 3 reviews

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I Believe I Can Fly.

Dare Devil.

Posted August 19, 2018
Humor / Poetry
429 views | 2 reviews

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Mickey D's Hamburger Joint.

Ate 7-7 Cash Now.

Posted August 20, 2018
Humor / Poetry
453 views | 2 reviews

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Let's Accept Each Other.

An Aye for an Aye.

Posted August 20, 2018
Humor / Poetry
424 views | 2 reviews

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Think Twice.

A Double Yoke Joke.

Posted September 3, 2018
Humor / Poetry
417 views | 2 reviews

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A Humorous Story About...

Christopher Columbus.

Posted October 5, 2018
Humor / Fiction
466 views | 3 reviews

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What's Eating You?

Jaws

Posted September 1, 2018
Humor / Poetry
413 views | 2 reviews

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Nowhere To Run. Nowhere To Hide.

You cain't Hide. Gonna' Find Ya'

Posted August 31, 2018
Children / Poetry
414 views | 2 reviews

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Peek-A-Boo.

I See You.

Posted September 29, 2018
Children / Poetry
452 views | 4 reviews

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Out Of Sight. But Not Out Of Mind.

Dad Was Mad.

Posted September 26, 2018
Children / Poetry
414 views | 2 reviews

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Dirty Dawg.

Caption.

Posted September 26, 2018
Humor / Poetry
413 views | 2 reviews

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Slick Willie Bluffing.

Brave Courageous And Bold.

Posted September 24, 2018
Humor / Poetry
421 views | 2 reviews

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The Truth About...

George Washington.

Posted September 23, 2018
Humor / Fiction
420 views | 2 reviews

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Drinks Are On The House.

Piggy's Bar.

Posted September 22, 2018
Humor / Fiction
445 views | 2 reviews

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Driver's license. Insurance. Registration Please.

You Know Why I Stopped You.

Posted September 8, 2018
Humor / Fiction
417 views | 2 reviews

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Look Before You Leap.

I Love Loosie.

Posted September 7, 2018
Humor / Poetry
494 views | 2 reviews

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Sliding Riding And Gliding.

A Really Cool Poem.

Posted September 3, 2018
Humor / Poetry
417 views | 2 reviews

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Get Ready...There'a A train Coming.

Stop Look Listen.

Posted August 30, 2018
Humor / Poetry
421 views | 2 reviews

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A Figure Of Speech.

Is It Really Raining Cats And Dogs?

Posted August 29, 2018
Humor / Poetry
386 views | 2 reviews

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Tricky And Ricky.

Wise Guy.

Posted August 23, 2018
Humor / Poetry
414 views | 2 reviews

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Vanity

Cutie Pie

Posted July 21, 2018
Humor / Poetry
413 views | 2 reviews

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The Truth.

Cookie Of My Eye.

Posted October 24, 2018
Humor / Poetry
413 views | 3 reviews

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The truth about.......

Why Witches Love Halloween.

Posted September 21, 2018
Humor / Poetry
410 views | 2 reviews

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Appreciation And Gratitude.

A Thanksgiving Attitude.

Posted September 12, 2018
Self Improvement / Fiction
408 views | 2 reviews

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After While Crocodile.

See Ya Later Alligator.

Posted September 2, 2018
Humor / Poetry
414 views | 3 reviews

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Whatcha Think About Our...

Parents?

Posted October 24, 2018
Children / Poetry
416 views | 2 reviews

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Second Time Around,

Adam in Eve.

Posted September 23, 2018
Humor / Fiction
458 views | 3 reviews

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Shady Lady

Will You Marry Me?

Posted September 22, 2018
Fantasy / Poetry
480 views | 2 reviews

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Did I survive?

Am I Alive?

Posted September 11, 2018
Horror and Thriller / Fiction
543 views | 4 reviews

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Buckle Up. I'm.....

Taking You For A Ride.

Posted August 29, 2018
Humor / Poetry
442 views | 2 reviews

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Really?

Really.

Posted September 4, 2018
Humor / Poetry
446 views | 3 reviews

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It's Good To Be Alive.

Thankful Survivor.

Posted September 2, 2018
Humor / Poetry
446 views | 2 reviews

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The truth about.......

Mary being Quite Contrary?

Posted September 17, 2018
Humor / Poetry
409 views | 3 reviews

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Tricky And Ricky.

Hooked U 2

Posted August 23, 2018
Humor / Poetry
410 views | 2 reviews

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I'll Be There.

Just Look Over Your Shoulder Honey.

Posted August 3, 2018
Letters and Diary / Poetry
423 views | 2 reviews

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Well...I'll Be Doggoned.

Fi Fi.

Posted November 14, 2018
Humor / Fiction
462 views | 4 reviews

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This Experience Is Hard To Bear.

A Camping Trip Gone Bad.

Posted November 2, 2018
Humor / Poetry
443 views | 3 reviews

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Snug Hug Pug Mug

Let's Face It.

Posted October 30, 2018
Humor / Poetry
410 views | 2 reviews

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Billy Boy's Brown Butter Bun Bakery.

Tongue Twister.

Posted November 1, 2018
Song Lyrics / Poetry
440 views | 3 reviews

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911... What's Your Emergency?

Help!

Posted October 31, 2018
Humor / Fiction
406 views | 2 reviews

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Acrostic for Arithmetic.

Bribe The Cat...Dirty Rat.

Posted September 20, 2018
Children / Poetry
413 views | 3 reviews

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Rhyming On The Skins.

Drummer Cat.

Posted October 13, 2018
Writing / Poetry
453 views | 5 reviews

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Cold or Hot?

Icy Hot.

Posted December 4, 2018
Humor / Poetry
478 views | 2 reviews

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Hit The Road Jack...

Don't Ya Come Back.

Posted December 17, 2018
Humor / Script
444 views | 4 reviews

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The truth about.......

Elsie The Cow...Not L.C.

Posted December 6, 2018
Humor / Poetry
411 views | 3 reviews

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Santa's Job Ain't Easy.

Hang In There Santa.

Posted December 8, 2018
Humor / Poetry
407 views | 2 reviews

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Let It Rain. Oh Yeah. Let It Rain.

Rainy Day...Good Weather.

Posted December 3, 2018
Children / Poetry
417 views | 2 reviews

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Your Attention Please.

Last Call

Posted December 27, 2018
Humor / Poetry
411 views | 3 reviews

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Believe Me Or Not...

I'm The Real Rocky

Posted January 5, 2019
Humor / Poetry
443 views | 2 reviews

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So White And The...

Living Colors.

Posted January 5, 2019
Humor / Poetry
415 views | 2 reviews

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Experience Will Teach You Every Time.

That Smarts.

Posted January 6, 2019
Children / Poetry
496 views | 2 reviews

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I Don't Buy It.

Don't Even Try It.

Posted January 9, 2019
Humor / Poetry
414 views | 3 reviews

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A Story About...

The Crude Dudes.

Posted January 10, 2019
Humor / Fiction
437 views | 3 reviews

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Dis Iz A Story 'Bout...

Fat Al.

Posted January 11, 2019
Humor / Fiction
440 views | 2 reviews

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