Comment from Ulla

Excellent

Oh my God, Bill, she made good of her threat!!! Hahahaha. Well my best advise would be to look well after them while you still got them. In other words. Think twice. Loved you humorous poem. Ouch! All the best. All best. Ulla:))

 Comment Written 07-Dec-2018

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reply by the author on 07-Dec-2018

Thanks, Ulla. Daily check.

Comment from nomi338

Excellent

Married men who cohabitate with women who are not their mate may come to despise or regret the date, they are found out and without doubt force to then move out of homes that they bought with their hard cash. Now they must participate in a mad dash to find another place to live because their former wives will not forgive, their philandering ways, Remember guys cheating only pays the lawyers who preside in trials that seek to separate men from huge sums of cash. Thus ruining their lives for the privilege of separating themselves from their former wives. Good poem.

 Comment Written 06-Dec-2018

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reply by the author on 06-Dec-2018

Thanks for giving this a look, nomi.

Comment from Pamusart

Excellent

I am so dense, Bill. I spent a moment wondering what the berries were. Then figured it out. I am sure that were I a guy, I would have gotten it right away. I went back up to see the photo to mind out if Fred was a dominatrix or not. Thank you for sharing

 Comment Written 06-Dec-2018

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reply by the author on 06-Dec-2018

Thanks, Pam

Comment from Katchoo Ledeux

Excellent

That was rather humorous. The ending had me literally laughing out loud. I shall never cheat, especially after reading this... and I'm a female! HAHAHAHA

 Comment Written 05-Dec-2018

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reply by the author on 06-Dec-2018

Thanks, Katchoo

Comment from lyenochka

Excellent

Seems like Fred survived his surgery. Wonder if the relationship with Heather would continue? I have the news blaring in the background and your poem fits the story being covered. (media man and sexual misconduct, not the knife part - that was another story long ago.)

 Comment Written 05-Dec-2018

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reply by the author on 06-Dec-2018

Thanks, lyenochka, for giving this a look. Bill

Comment from Dean Kuch

Excellent

Hahaha!
Shades of Lorena Bobbit...OUCH!
Have you ever asked yourself why you never see a short, fat, dumpy, overweight weather girl on television?
On FOX 19, one of our local news channels, the weather girl said, and I quote:
"It was so hot today, I saw a squirrel using tongs to handle his nuts."
I imagine their switchboard lit up like a Christmas tree, heh-heh...

 Comment Written 05-Dec-2018

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reply by the author on 06-Dec-2018

Some of the weather girls are certainly not Rain-iacs..

Comment from judiverse

Excellent

This sounds like something that could have happened. I remember Lorena Bottett (Not sure of how her name was spelled. No jury would have convicted her. I think using a meteorologist is fun. We don't have a female meteorologist on our local TV. Just old men who've been around a while. Great story told in verse. Ingredients for some fiction here with the meteorologist and the station manager and the jealous wife. Ideally, she'd be Latina. Lots of material here. judi

 Comment Written 05-Dec-2018

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reply by the author on 05-Dec-2018

Thanks, Judi. Guess there won?t be any Tate(r) tots.

Comment from Earl Corp

Excellent

Hilarious. That's show him, at least it wasn't quite as bad as Lorena Bobbitt at least she left Fred she left the weiner. Very good poem. If this isn't a contest entry it should be.

 Comment Written 05-Dec-2018

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reply by the author on 05-Dec-2018

Thank you, Earl.

Comment from Phyllis Stewart

Exceptional

LOL! I have to give this a six for sheer boldness. It's so gross it's almost horror, but it's also too cute to be anything but funny. I wonder what it's like to be a thought in your mind... must be really messy up there. :)

 Comment Written 05-Dec-2018

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reply by the author on 06-Dec-2018

Thanks, Phyllis. Thoughts are trying to escape all the time.