Comment from Cindy Warren

Excellent

Haha, yep, the peanut is getting even. The egg too. And seafood. Suddenly we have killer food. I wonder why. You need a sequel for this. What happens when the killer poop becomes fertilizer? LOL Good luck in the contest.

 Comment Written 04-Feb-2018

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reply by the author on 06-Feb-2018

Killer Poop
Everything eats, gets eaten, and poops. The part of you not worth eating is poop. A delicacy for some but most pass ? If people realized how sensitive poop is, they would be kinder to it. How would you like to be flushed down the toilet to places unknown? These castaways become cold hearted killers, cholera, typhoid, hepatitis, salmonella, and giardia. While you will see more warnings about the deadly peanut, you should really be afraid of poop. It hides everywhere waiting to kill with great delight. You do not want to piss it off. Happy poop becomes fertilizer.

Comment from apky

Excellent

Poor peanut. But peanut has a place of honour -
for those who are allergic to nuts... hahahaaa. I
also use peanut in alot of my cooking including a
Kenyan chicken stew dish - great with lots of coriander.

What other food has more warnings of potential death. ~
(You probably need to end the last sentence with a question mark.)

Well done. An interesting and humorous read.

 Comment Written 04-Feb-2018

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reply by the author on 06-Feb-2018

Thanks!! I'll keep an eye out for the grammar!