Worst chat-up line ever.
How not to win friends and influence people22 total reviews
Comment from robyn corum
Jen,
Oh, yeah... That should go a long way toward getting them what they're after. Right good show, I'd say. I have to imagine these guys will end up old and lonely. *smile* Thanks and good luck!
reply by the author on 28-Nov-2017
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Jen,
Oh, yeah... That should go a long way toward getting them what they're after. Right good show, I'd say. I have to imagine these guys will end up old and lonely. *smile* Thanks and good luck!
Comment Written 28-Nov-2017
reply by the author on 28-Nov-2017
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Thanks Robyn. Have a nice week. Love Jen.x
Comment from TAB_that's me
Nope, that pick-up line would not get anyone any where. lol. Good one line poem. Good luck to you in the contest.
~~Teresa~~
reply by the author on 28-Nov-2017
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Nope, that pick-up line would not get anyone any where. lol. Good one line poem. Good luck to you in the contest.
~~Teresa~~
Comment Written 28-Nov-2017
reply by the author on 28-Nov-2017
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Thanks so much for your comments
Comment from mermaids
Definitely a question not to ask. Sometimes I see a lady who appears to be pregnant but I never ask when she is due. I would not want to offend her. Excellent one liner.
reply by the author on 28-Nov-2017
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Definitely a question not to ask. Sometimes I see a lady who appears to be pregnant but I never ask when she is due. I would not want to offend her. Excellent one liner.
Comment Written 28-Nov-2017
reply by the author on 28-Nov-2017
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Thank you so much for your comments
Comment from RPSaxena
Hello Jenintorre,
What a wonderful One Line Poem this is!
It's a laudable piece of Humor Poetry beautifully depicting its theme.
Best of Luck!
reply by the author on 28-Nov-2017
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Hello Jenintorre,
What a wonderful One Line Poem this is!
It's a laudable piece of Humor Poetry beautifully depicting its theme.
Best of Luck!
Comment Written 28-Nov-2017
reply by the author on 28-Nov-2017
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Thank you so much for your comments.
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Most Welcome!
~ RP
Comment from Walu Feral
Hahahaha! G'day mate.
Yep, that'll win you a few friends I bet lol.
A great little contest entry and I wish you the best of luck in it.
I actually said to my wife... "I want to spend the rest of my life waking up in the morning at seeing your little monkey face sleeping next to me lol. Back then I'd been isolated for years.
Cheers Fez
reply by the author on 28-Nov-2017
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Hahahaha! G'day mate.
Yep, that'll win you a few friends I bet lol.
A great little contest entry and I wish you the best of luck in it.
I actually said to my wife... "I want to spend the rest of my life waking up in the morning at seeing your little monkey face sleeping next to me lol. Back then I'd been isolated for years.
Cheers Fez
Comment Written 28-Nov-2017
reply by the author on 28-Nov-2017
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Thank you so much for reading and commenting.
Comment from Dean Kuch
Oh, mercy!
That's gotta be one of the fastest ways to get slapped that I can think of.
I used to carry a travel-size bottle of Windex in my jeans or coat when I used to visit bars and clubs.
When a lovely gal passed by, I'd bring it out and spritz their behind.
They'd quickly turn and say, "Excuse me, sir. Why did you just spray me with Windex?"
My reply: 'So I could better see myself in your pants.'
Sure, I got slapped a lot. But I also got lucky a few times too.
Heh-heh-heh.
reply by the author on 27-Nov-2017
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Oh, mercy!
That's gotta be one of the fastest ways to get slapped that I can think of.
I used to carry a travel-size bottle of Windex in my jeans or coat when I used to visit bars and clubs.
When a lovely gal passed by, I'd bring it out and spritz their behind.
They'd quickly turn and say, "Excuse me, sir. Why did you just spray me with Windex?"
My reply: 'So I could better see myself in your pants.'
Sure, I got slapped a lot. But I also got lucky a few times too.
Heh-heh-heh.
Comment Written 27-Nov-2017
reply by the author on 27-Nov-2017
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Thanks for the review. What is Windex?
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It's window cleaner, Jeni.
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Thanks. It sounds like fart control.
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Hahaha, No, I don't think so...
Comment from Asem.inspirations
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Good morning, Jen: This is hilarious. I could not agree with you more. This is the most insulting and embarrassing question anyone could ask. I think that people should just wait to hear the woman say something in regards to them being pregnant. Most pregnant women will always bring up the baby within them. If they don't bring it up, DON'T ASK!
I remember after I gave birth to one of my children. Two months later I still looked pregnant. A few people asked me when was I going to have the next baby. I growled at them. (lol) "I already had my baby."
Anyway, this is so fuuuunnnyyyy. What a good point. Much love, Jen...
reply by the author on 26-Nov-2017
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HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Good morning, Jen: This is hilarious. I could not agree with you more. This is the most insulting and embarrassing question anyone could ask. I think that people should just wait to hear the woman say something in regards to them being pregnant. Most pregnant women will always bring up the baby within them. If they don't bring it up, DON'T ASK!
I remember after I gave birth to one of my children. Two months later I still looked pregnant. A few people asked me when was I going to have the next baby. I growled at them. (lol) "I already had my baby."
Anyway, this is so fuuuunnnyyyy. What a good point. Much love, Jen...
Comment Written 26-Nov-2017
reply by the author on 26-Nov-2017
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I agree. This question should never ever be asked. So pleased you enjoyed it. Take care Jen. X
Comment from marybell1
I loved your humor poem "worst chat up line ever". It is a good put your foot in it line especially if the lady in question has a medical condition
All the best in the contest.
Marybell1
reply by the author on 26-Nov-2017
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I loved your humor poem "worst chat up line ever". It is a good put your foot in it line especially if the lady in question has a medical condition
All the best in the contest.
Marybell1
Comment Written 25-Nov-2017
reply by the author on 26-Nov-2017
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Many Thanks
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You are most welcome.
Marybell1.
Comment from Barb Hensongispsaca
AAAAAAAAAAAA what a pick up line. This one really takes the cake so to speak. I have asked when the due date is but not using it as a pick up line. This one is very well done
reply by the author on 26-Nov-2017
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AAAAAAAAAAAA what a pick up line. This one really takes the cake so to speak. I have asked when the due date is but not using it as a pick up line. This one is very well done
Comment Written 25-Nov-2017
reply by the author on 26-Nov-2017
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Many thanks
Comment from Irish Rain
Oh wow. I actually said that to a lady once. Not exactly that...I asked her when she was due. Come to find out...she was just fat. She was also the new manager where I worked, ha ha. Not good. Love your entry, blessings...
reply by the author on 26-Nov-2017
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Oh wow. I actually said that to a lady once. Not exactly that...I asked her when she was due. Come to find out...she was just fat. She was also the new manager where I worked, ha ha. Not good. Love your entry, blessings...
Comment Written 25-Nov-2017
reply by the author on 26-Nov-2017
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Thank you so much.
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You're most welcome!!
