MY RETURN FROM THE LAND OF NOD
1,535 WORDS ABOUT ABSOLUTELY NOTHIHNG OF IMPORTANCE33 total reviews
Comment from mermaids
I enjoyed your ramble as usual. My husband is always breaking his toes so I can relate to your toes being broken. Hope you are feeling better. Having webbed feet is so cool.maybe you are a mermaid?
reply by the author on 28-Nov-2014
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I enjoyed your ramble as usual. My husband is always breaking his toes so I can relate to your toes being broken. Hope you are feeling better. Having webbed feet is so cool.maybe you are a mermaid?
Comment Written 28-Nov-2014
reply by the author on 28-Nov-2014
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No, sadly, I am a duck. I was falling down a lot a few years ago and my doctor recommended I try walking like a duck to achieve better balance. It worked...little did he know I was part duck already...LOL
Comment from maggieadams
So fun...you have a way of making "fun" of yourself without being a victim....I love your anecdotes...webbed toes....what a funny last line. I have ugly bunion feet, instead of north and south toes, my big toes go west and east....sounds like you are on the mend....hopefully both financially and physically.
reply by the author on 28-Nov-2014
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So fun...you have a way of making "fun" of yourself without being a victim....I love your anecdotes...webbed toes....what a funny last line. I have ugly bunion feet, instead of north and south toes, my big toes go west and east....sounds like you are on the mend....hopefully both financially and physically.
Comment Written 28-Nov-2014
reply by the author on 28-Nov-2014
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Thank you very much. My foot was very sore yesterday but today, it is a bit better. I hope to be even better tomorrow.
Comment from Halfree
Well, I had some chuckles reading all this...I suspect you had few chuckles. Anyway, well said and well written.Like your rambles and how you manage to keep a "can do" attitude through it all.
Hope all works out...keep up with the rambles...You ever though of getting 'em all together in book form?
reply by the author on 28-Nov-2014
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Well, I had some chuckles reading all this...I suspect you had few chuckles. Anyway, well said and well written.Like your rambles and how you manage to keep a "can do" attitude through it all.
Hope all works out...keep up with the rambles...You ever though of getting 'em all together in book form?
Comment Written 28-Nov-2014
reply by the author on 28-Nov-2014
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Yes, I have. But what a hassle putting them all together.
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know the feeling....have four books in some form or the other...never seem to get them finished. Oh, got a lecture the other day from Pyrrho about my being unconcerned about the course of U.S....think he is a Green Party person. Got a chuckle because my review was about six sentences long and no politics; I even gave him a 5 (should have been 4) He read a hell of a lot in my short review
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Some just like to complain...I think it gives them a false sense of power. I just ignore them and not responding negatively appears to really annoy them too.
Comment from jmdg1954
Another rambling ramble from the rambling ramble-meister...
Good update and segways into other aspects.
Anyway, a little late but happy thanksgiving... John
reply by the author on 28-Nov-2014
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Another rambling ramble from the rambling ramble-meister...
Good update and segways into other aspects.
Anyway, a little late but happy thanksgiving... John
Comment Written 28-Nov-2014
reply by the author on 28-Nov-2014
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Not late at all. I am going to my first Thanksgiving dinner in 10 years tonight. I haven't gone to one for nearly ten years and am very excited. I am anxious to have some turkey, pumpkin pie, and all the fixings.
Comment from Joan E.
Great selfie to establish the tone for this bramble! I too enjoy Words' observations and find her work very philosophical--she always finds the "pony in the manure pile". Now, you give new meaning to the "Land of Nod" and "walking like a duck"! I'm flattered you got a kick out of my comment and used it as your intriguing title, but even more pleased that you are sleeping well again. With good rest, those toes will heal faster, webs and all. I'm also relieved there was no quiz!! Endless hugs- Joan
reply by the author on 28-Nov-2014
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Great selfie to establish the tone for this bramble! I too enjoy Words' observations and find her work very philosophical--she always finds the "pony in the manure pile". Now, you give new meaning to the "Land of Nod" and "walking like a duck"! I'm flattered you got a kick out of my comment and used it as your intriguing title, but even more pleased that you are sleeping well again. With good rest, those toes will heal faster, webs and all. I'm also relieved there was no quiz!! Endless hugs- Joan
Comment Written 28-Nov-2014
reply by the author on 28-Nov-2014
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I agree, that is a terrific photo of Rebeca. I just love Words, she could write a poem about dust and make me cry. I am thrilled you liked my use of your clever comment...I just love Land of Nod. This was a fun one to write. It is amazing how a little sleep can improve ones attitude.
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Sleep and laughter are free curatives--I hope you get a good supply as your toes recover and the stupid Mexican system grinds its way through the credit card crime. I'll be thinking positive thoughts... -Joan
Comment from granny goes viral
My writing group leader said we shouldn't use cliches. But I love cliches. So there. How could be so not observant, and write so well. No not noticing a husband's stash...wow. That is bad. Ha ha. Poor toes.
reply by the author on 28-Nov-2014
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My writing group leader said we shouldn't use cliches. But I love cliches. So there. How could be so not observant, and write so well. No not noticing a husband's stash...wow. That is bad. Ha ha. Poor toes.
Comment Written 27-Nov-2014
reply by the author on 28-Nov-2014
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My kids have never let me forget that one. I love writing cliches because it annoys people but mostly because I believe why use something new when the old tried and true have worked so well. I must admit the wed is small one. I am just amazed my foot doctor never mentioned it.
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So you get a kick out of annoying people too?
I had so much fun today, Thanksgiving, annoying my granddaughter, and just a little bit my daughter. Ha ha. Oh, the food was also good.
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I haven't celebrated Thanksgiving since 2004 the year I moved here. Tomorrow I am going to Linda's and have my first turkey dinner in nearly ten years. I am looking forward to the turkey, pumpkin pie, and all the fixings...I am almost giddy with excitement.
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Oh what fun. Good for you. Have a good time.
Comment from Dean Kuch
I never knew that in Mexico they frowned more on being called loco, or estupido, more than they did fuc...well, you know. You'd think the other would be far more offensive. Here in the States, you can get away with calling someone stupid, or if you wanna push your luck, you can even use the dreaded "R" word, retarded. But, whatever you do, don't tell anyone to F_ _ k off!
Hell, those must'a been one mean set of stairs your mother had to do all that damage. What, she live in a castle or somethin'? Holy...!!!
As far as noticing whether or not I had webbed feet, the answer would have to be, "YES!" I do cut my own toenails, and unless I'd had a manicurist, there's no way I couldn't have noticed.
You don't, do you? Have a manicurist, I mean?
Just wonderin'... ;)
reply by the author on 27-Nov-2014
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I never knew that in Mexico they frowned more on being called loco, or estupido, more than they did fuc...well, you know. You'd think the other would be far more offensive. Here in the States, you can get away with calling someone stupid, or if you wanna push your luck, you can even use the dreaded "R" word, retarded. But, whatever you do, don't tell anyone to F_ _ k off!
Hell, those must'a been one mean set of stairs your mother had to do all that damage. What, she live in a castle or somethin'? Holy...!!!
As far as noticing whether or not I had webbed feet, the answer would have to be, "YES!" I do cut my own toenails, and unless I'd had a manicurist, there's no way I couldn't have noticed.
You don't, do you? Have a manicurist, I mean?
Just wonderin'... ;)
Comment Written 27-Nov-2014
reply by the author on 27-Nov-2014
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My God! He is a full fledged duck! Remember mine is a partial web and only about one inch of skin connected to the other toe. Also I have very bad eyesight--in fact I am blind in one eye and and most important, not particularly observant. Hey, even my foot doctor never mentioned it. Yes, my mother had a mean set of stairs but I only tripped on one step. I misplaced my foot and it slipped off the stair and came straight down onto the tips of my toes (full weight) and literally snapped them in the joints. Every toe was pointing in the opposite direction it should have, and I had to go to the hospital in an ambulance. My foot doctor said it was the worst break he had ever seen. So be kind my dear friend, I am a little old lady that trips over everything. Broken my toes so many times I stopped counting at 23 breaks over the years. No, I can't cut my own toenails, I can't see my feet! So, yes I have a manicurist--they are really cheap down here. Have I gotten your sympathy yet??? Yes it is true, calling someone loco or stupid can get your lights punched out but F-off just gets you a dirty look...LOL
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Hah, hah, I'm with ya, Smurphgirlsasha, at least as far as the tripping over things goes, and being blind as a bat. Yeah, it all sounds extremely painful...OUCH!!!
In all seriousness, I hope ya' get better real soon, my dear! :}
Hugs...~Dean ;)
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Thanks. My foot actually feels a bit better today.
Comment from djsaxon
I love the wry, and self-deprecatory humor throughout. Go to whoa smiles and several LOL moments.There was no way that I was ever gonna abandon ship without finding out about the Land of Nod. Terrific write - DJ
reply by the author on 27-Nov-2014
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I love the wry, and self-deprecatory humor throughout. Go to whoa smiles and several LOL moments.There was no way that I was ever gonna abandon ship without finding out about the Land of Nod. Terrific write - DJ
Comment Written 27-Nov-2014
reply by the author on 27-Nov-2014
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Thanks so much. I am so pleased you enjoyed this. I just fell in love with Joan E's Land of Nod comment and couldn't resist writing something to go with it.
Comment from kiwijenny
I must confess I found your ramble amazing...I have several titles for it....Toes taking a Break ......or Toe-Main and My Website.....or There is Something A foot.
Or The Observer
I must say you can give either the nod
God bless enjoyed it...
reply by the author on 27-Nov-2014
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I must confess I found your ramble amazing...I have several titles for it....Toes taking a Break ......or Toe-Main and My Website.....or There is Something A foot.
Or The Observer
I must say you can give either the nod
God bless enjoyed it...
Comment Written 27-Nov-2014
reply by the author on 27-Nov-2014
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I like all of them, especially There is something A Foot. I am so pleased you enjoyed this one. I must admit, I had fun writing it too.
Comment from CALLAHANMR
Hi Valerie:)
I was hop[lg to hear that yuu had gotten some of your stolen account back. No such luck, but I am pleased that you found s Spanish-speaking advocate to yell at your banker.
As observations go, I am sure your friends find you to be more pleasant, than friends who notice and comment on every detail of their existence.
I still remember when I bought a toupee to wear at seminars I gave. My business partner convinced me that bald was not beautiful. Marilyn was away at the ttime and knew nothing about my new rug. Just before my seminar started Marilyn arrived and started looking for me in a crowd of people Note I was not usually hard to spot. At that time, I was 6-4 and weighed about 280 pounds. In any case Marilyn couldn't find me. Finally she walked right up beside me and loudly asked. "Where's my husband? He's supposed to give this seminar.
I promptly deposited my toupee in the nearest waste receptacle and tried to convince my wife that she had no power of observation. I still don't know if she was joking. I have nothing to compare to your experience. No webbed feet and so far as I know no other features that I have missed for eighty years. I do have toes with no feeling and can relate to your walking problems.Just one question did I ramble enough to meet your requirements?
Roger
reply by the author on 27-Nov-2014
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Hi Valerie:)
I was hop[lg to hear that yuu had gotten some of your stolen account back. No such luck, but I am pleased that you found s Spanish-speaking advocate to yell at your banker.
As observations go, I am sure your friends find you to be more pleasant, than friends who notice and comment on every detail of their existence.
I still remember when I bought a toupee to wear at seminars I gave. My business partner convinced me that bald was not beautiful. Marilyn was away at the ttime and knew nothing about my new rug. Just before my seminar started Marilyn arrived and started looking for me in a crowd of people Note I was not usually hard to spot. At that time, I was 6-4 and weighed about 280 pounds. In any case Marilyn couldn't find me. Finally she walked right up beside me and loudly asked. "Where's my husband? He's supposed to give this seminar.
I promptly deposited my toupee in the nearest waste receptacle and tried to convince my wife that she had no power of observation. I still don't know if she was joking. I have nothing to compare to your experience. No webbed feet and so far as I know no other features that I have missed for eighty years. I do have toes with no feeling and can relate to your walking problems.Just one question did I ramble enough to meet your requirements?
Roger
Comment Written 27-Nov-2014
reply by the author on 27-Nov-2014
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Yes, you rambled perfectly and made me laugh too. Most of the women I know like bald men...I know I do. My first love was Yule Brenner in the King and I. I wouldn't be surprised if Marilyn knew you were there but was tactfully making a point. So much easier than saying, "What the hell is on your head?"
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True, but I failed to mention that I had also grown a full white beard in Marilyn
s absense,
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Well, I didn't notice my ex-husband's mustache when he had one and obviously didn't notice when he shaved it off. But I don't doubt that would have made identifying you a bit difficult, even for Marilyn.
