My Date With Rosie Perez
A Short Story31 total reviews
Comment from Sankey
Good work again buddy very Mikey of you :P thanks for the laughs again mate.Good old Fs wants even more of my drivel go figure.
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Good work again buddy very Mikey of you :P thanks for the laughs again mate.Good old Fs wants even more of my drivel go figure.
Comment Written 24-Sep-2014
Comment from onebrit
Too funny, really....she is a beautiful woman, but I have to side with your friends on this one....although a happy state of delusion is not always a bad thing, did I ever tell you about my crush on Anderson Cooper? no, well heres the thing..... well written!
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Too funny, really....she is a beautiful woman, but I have to side with your friends on this one....although a happy state of delusion is not always a bad thing, did I ever tell you about my crush on Anderson Cooper? no, well heres the thing..... well written!
Comment Written 24-Sep-2014
Comment from Dean Kuch
Yes, let's ask Stephen if being an author of best selling novels is a "real" job, or simply a hobby, shall we? I already happen to know his answer, heh-heh...
While I do not know the lovely Miss Perez on an intimate, personal basis, should I ever happen to run into her, I will be sure and talk to her about you, Mikey. That's after I've attended to my blackened eyes, of course. I'll just make damn sure I don't slip and say Prince (or Princess) Yum asked me to. :}
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Yes, let's ask Stephen if being an author of best selling novels is a "real" job, or simply a hobby, shall we? I already happen to know his answer, heh-heh...
While I do not know the lovely Miss Perez on an intimate, personal basis, should I ever happen to run into her, I will be sure and talk to her about you, Mikey. That's after I've attended to my blackened eyes, of course. I'll just make damn sure I don't slip and say Prince (or Princess) Yum asked me to. :}
Comment Written 24-Sep-2014
Comment from lancellot
This is funny to me. You did a great job with the stalker role. He sounds like the type to hear only what he wants to hear, and I bet his friends are all in his head. Well done.
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This is funny to me. You did a great job with the stalker role. He sounds like the type to hear only what he wants to hear, and I bet his friends are all in his head. Well done.
Comment Written 24-Sep-2014
Comment from trimple
LMFAO!!!!!!!
Oh God lol
I pissed myself reading this, I didn 't know what to expect but boy did you wet my knickers.
Love the daft way ya man continues on.
Too many lines to repeat just how bloody funny they were.
Great read Mikey
kind regards
tracey :)
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LMFAO!!!!!!!
Oh God lol
I pissed myself reading this, I didn 't know what to expect but boy did you wet my knickers.
Love the daft way ya man continues on.
Too many lines to repeat just how bloody funny they were.
Great read Mikey
kind regards
tracey :)
Comment Written 24-Sep-2014
Comment from nordicgirl
Ha!!!! This is as funny as hell. Completely unexpected off the wall funny! I love the way the craziest things are just put out there matter of factly like they are perfectly normal. I think Rosie will be yours!
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Ha!!!! This is as funny as hell. Completely unexpected off the wall funny! I love the way the craziest things are just put out there matter of factly like they are perfectly normal. I think Rosie will be yours!
Comment Written 24-Sep-2014
Comment from ravenblack
How about Halle Berry in Bullsworth and, um, Monster's Ball? Still, never wrote her a letter. Wacky and fun, particularly the third letter, " My flower in a field of stinkweed". A plastic vagina? Well, everything sure is not coming up roses for you. Maybe if Rosie changed her last name...to Palm. (Sorry) lol.
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How about Halle Berry in Bullsworth and, um, Monster's Ball? Still, never wrote her a letter. Wacky and fun, particularly the third letter, " My flower in a field of stinkweed". A plastic vagina? Well, everything sure is not coming up roses for you. Maybe if Rosie changed her last name...to Palm. (Sorry) lol.
Comment Written 24-Sep-2014
Comment from drivenbackward
That was great, Mikey. Such a smooth and fun read. You just let her rip! Six stars.
Why not just get a date with Rosie Perez. -- Question mark.
Of course, my small-minded friends tell me that I have a screw loose. -- No need for 'that'
I'm regular too -- Extra space between 'I'm' and 'regular'
I know she is busy being the most desirable superstar on the face of the earth and stuff, but I'm confident that she will answer me soon. -- This sentence reads a little stiff. Consider: changing 'she is' to 'she's' and 'she will' to 'she'll'
happiest man on Earth?" -- You used lowercase 'earth' before. Try to stay consistent.
I'll let you go. Got the runs. -- LOL.
It became infected and everything fell off. -- LOL. Nice.
The time it is now is now a new this time -- ???
Just knowing that your thinking about me thrills -- you're
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That was great, Mikey. Such a smooth and fun read. You just let her rip! Six stars.
Why not just get a date with Rosie Perez. -- Question mark.
Of course, my small-minded friends tell me that I have a screw loose. -- No need for 'that'
I'm regular too -- Extra space between 'I'm' and 'regular'
I know she is busy being the most desirable superstar on the face of the earth and stuff, but I'm confident that she will answer me soon. -- This sentence reads a little stiff. Consider: changing 'she is' to 'she's' and 'she will' to 'she'll'
happiest man on Earth?" -- You used lowercase 'earth' before. Try to stay consistent.
I'll let you go. Got the runs. -- LOL.
It became infected and everything fell off. -- LOL. Nice.
The time it is now is now a new this time -- ???
Just knowing that your thinking about me thrills -- you're
Comment Written 24-Sep-2014
Comment from emrpoems
I did meet Rosie an I did tell her about you. Explained how much you loved her and she promised to write you at last. now you can let us know what transpired in your next writing.
Very imaginative and well penned
Good luck in the contest. I think this was very desperate so you should be a strong contender for the prize
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I did meet Rosie an I did tell her about you. Explained how much you loved her and she promised to write you at last. now you can let us know what transpired in your next writing.
Very imaginative and well penned
Good luck in the contest. I think this was very desperate so you should be a strong contender for the prize
Comment Written 24-Sep-2014
Comment from gypsycaravan
Did you ever get that professional advice that Rosie suggested? LOL You must have been bored today sitting around grinding this one out. Way too funny. How we do fool ourselves. Nice job, Mikey. If I see her, I'll tell her.
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Did you ever get that professional advice that Rosie suggested? LOL You must have been bored today sitting around grinding this one out. Way too funny. How we do fool ourselves. Nice job, Mikey. If I see her, I'll tell her.
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Comment Written 24-Sep-2014
