Make That Two Orders To-Go
Not exactly a homily.37 total reviews
Comment from pattipac
Hee,hee, hee, your parody of the creation story is a riot; however, I agree it doesn't stand up to snuff compared to the real one. Such is the purpose of a every woman, lead her Adam around by the dick until he learns something.
reply by the author on 19-Aug-2014
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Hee,hee, hee, your parody of the creation story is a riot; however, I agree it doesn't stand up to snuff compared to the real one. Such is the purpose of a every woman, lead her Adam around by the dick until he learns something.
Comment Written 18-Aug-2014
reply by the author on 19-Aug-2014
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Thank you, pattipac. I think I'll just file this under: It could have happened. Delighted you enjoyed. Peace, Lee
Comment from Sasha
You clearly had fun with this one...as did I. I enjoyed your notes almost as much. You always may me laugh and laughter is my favorite past time. Keep up the great work!
reply by the author on 23-Aug-2014
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You clearly had fun with this one...as did I. I enjoyed your notes almost as much. You always may me laugh and laughter is my favorite past time. Keep up the great work!
Comment Written 18-Aug-2014
reply by the author on 23-Aug-2014
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Thank you, Sasha. Happy to make you laugh.
Peace, Lee
Comment from Patti R.
Not a speck of spag!
I prefer your version to the original (gasp) a bolt of lightning just flashed outside my window.
This is an inspired take on a somewhat unbelievable story, so why couldn't yours be AS believable. It's interesting how relaxed Eve is - she seems to be the instigator, allowing for clutching and grabbing without a submissive bone in her ugly body. lol
There are so many hilarious lines in this story, hw.
Favorites:
This was an ugly one. Clearly a reject.
some swingin' dick
He wondered how in the hell the ugly one peed.
You have a sick and twisted mind, my friend! That's why you're the best.
reply by the author on 18-Aug-2014
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Not a speck of spag!
I prefer your version to the original (gasp) a bolt of lightning just flashed outside my window.
This is an inspired take on a somewhat unbelievable story, so why couldn't yours be AS believable. It's interesting how relaxed Eve is - she seems to be the instigator, allowing for clutching and grabbing without a submissive bone in her ugly body. lol
There are so many hilarious lines in this story, hw.
Favorites:
This was an ugly one. Clearly a reject.
some swingin' dick
He wondered how in the hell the ugly one peed.
You have a sick and twisted mind, my friend! That's why you're the best.
Comment Written 18-Aug-2014
reply by the author on 18-Aug-2014
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Thank you, Patti. I didn't worry much about spag on this one--I was certain lightning or a plague locusts would get me before I finished posting.
You know, I've always figured Eve was the one who didn't wear the pants in that family. Adam always struck me as a follower.
Maybe he liked Eve's ass.
Anyway, thank you again. Those are some of my favorite lines, too. So if I'm sick and twisted . . .
Thanks again Patti.
Peace, Lee
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oh, um, er,
that makes me an officienado!
(I believe that's Spanish for damned educated)
on those select few who are
sick and twisted,
like yourself
ahem
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Hell, you didn't think you were normal, did you? L
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Not for a minute!
Comment from Cumbrianlass
Things haven't really changed much since Eden, then.
I very much enjoyed this exploration of the human anatomy, double-oh. Eve is a wee bit loose and obviously has a severe thyroid problem, while greenhorn Adam doesn't know what his willy is for.
And they called it Paradise. LOL!
Love it
Av
reply by the author on 23-Aug-2014
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Things haven't really changed much since Eden, then.
I very much enjoyed this exploration of the human anatomy, double-oh. Eve is a wee bit loose and obviously has a severe thyroid problem, while greenhorn Adam doesn't know what his willy is for.
And they called it Paradise. LOL!
Love it
Av
Comment Written 18-Aug-2014
reply by the author on 23-Aug-2014
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Thank you, Moneypenny. Damn, that should have been my twist ending--it wasn't Eden after all, but present day Central Park!
Thanks again, doll. Glad you enjoyed. Peace, Lee
Comment from country ranch writer
WELL IT IS WHAT IT IS WHAT CAN I SAY. IT IS JUST ONE PERSONS VERSION AND I AM SURE THERE IS MORE TO GO AROUND FROM OTHERS WHO LIKE TO PLAY WITH ADAM AND EVE
reply by the author on 18-Aug-2014
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WELL IT IS WHAT IT IS WHAT CAN I SAY. IT IS JUST ONE PERSONS VERSION AND I AM SURE THERE IS MORE TO GO AROUND FROM OTHERS WHO LIKE TO PLAY WITH ADAM AND EVE
Comment Written 18-Aug-2014
reply by the author on 18-Aug-2014
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Thank you, country ranch writer. Yeah, Adam and Eve get picked on a lot. I hope you enjoyed. Peace, Lee
Comment from JBCaine
Hump-
At least you forewarned the faint of heart. If indeed there is a special spot in hell for you, would you mind saving me a good seat?
While your version may not replace the original, it certainly makes for more interesting reading, and your characters' thought processes as they discover they know words they don't know they know (or why), just cracked this old reprobate up.
Enjoyed this in spite of the eternal damnation that my bring upon me.
JBCaine-
reply by the author on 18-Aug-2014
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Hump-
At least you forewarned the faint of heart. If indeed there is a special spot in hell for you, would you mind saving me a good seat?
While your version may not replace the original, it certainly makes for more interesting reading, and your characters' thought processes as they discover they know words they don't know they know (or why), just cracked this old reprobate up.
Enjoyed this in spite of the eternal damnation that my bring upon me.
JBCaine-
Comment Written 18-Aug-2014
reply by the author on 18-Aug-2014
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Thanks, JB. I hate the system's warning procedure, so I figured I provide my own. I'm delighted you weren't offended, and even enjoyed. Thanks again. Peace, Lee
Comment from Drew Delaney
This is too funny. Ugly, huh? A mild form of hallucination going on here. But it was funny. You have a lot of wit in how some wit works. Its good to read something a bit weird to get our minds off the so serious posts. Thanks for the laugh.
reply by the author on 18-Aug-2014
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This is too funny. Ugly, huh? A mild form of hallucination going on here. But it was funny. You have a lot of wit in how some wit works. Its good to read something a bit weird to get our minds off the so serious posts. Thanks for the laugh.
Comment Written 17-Aug-2014
reply by the author on 18-Aug-2014
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Thank you, Drew. I'm delighted you enjoyed. Peace, Lee
Comment from Green Lake Girl
I always suspected this is how it went down. Adam being a dunderhead and Eve being the smart one. I love the creative, unique take on these events. You can spin a yarn and are a master with colorful language. Very fun!
reply by the author on 18-Aug-2014
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I always suspected this is how it went down. Adam being a dunderhead and Eve being the smart one. I love the creative, unique take on these events. You can spin a yarn and are a master with colorful language. Very fun!
Comment Written 17-Aug-2014
reply by the author on 18-Aug-2014
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Thank you, Green Lake Girl. Yup, Adam ain't the crispest cracker in the barrel. I expect it went this way, too.
So glad you enjoyed. Peace, Lee
Comment from Jay Squires
Funny story, Lee. Vaguely familiar, but funnier by far than the original.
If I were to look beyond the richness of humor, for something to latch a criticism on, it would be the irony of using words that weren't coined yet, then mentioning that fact. It was hilarious the first time you did it, funny the second and maybe even the third. After that it got a little grating.
But the richness of humor I mentioned, by far, took home the prize.
Great job, Lee.
reply by the author on 18-Aug-2014
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Funny story, Lee. Vaguely familiar, but funnier by far than the original.
If I were to look beyond the richness of humor, for something to latch a criticism on, it would be the irony of using words that weren't coined yet, then mentioning that fact. It was hilarious the first time you did it, funny the second and maybe even the third. After that it got a little grating.
But the richness of humor I mentioned, by far, took home the prize.
Great job, Lee.
Comment Written 17-Aug-2014
reply by the author on 18-Aug-2014
thank you, Jay. I'm glad you enjoyed. Peace, Lee
Comment from Ric Myworld
Well, I don't personally know how things came about back in those days, but in the society of today, if you grab da bitch by da hair, she either shots you or yells rape. Thanks for another fun read. :-)
reply by the author on 18-Aug-2014
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Well, I don't personally know how things came about back in those days, but in the society of today, if you grab da bitch by da hair, she either shots you or yells rape. Thanks for another fun read. :-)
Comment Written 17-Aug-2014
reply by the author on 18-Aug-2014
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Thank you, Ric. Hey, when she invites you to grab her hair, that's different--unless she's married to a lawyer.
Glad you enjoyed. Peace, Lee
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LOL, I always enjoy your posts. Ric.
