Butt...I'm King Tut!
Senseless fun. You know, like always...55 total reviews
Comment from ElPoetry001
Excellent
Story telling at its best, no imagination needed to fill in the rest
As basic as our need require, preparation is my desire. Always carry a hanky, you will find that it is true, blowing your nose may not be the only use for you.
I really enjoyed that the story flowed.
Some who wear their pants at half mast do not realize that they smell like King Tut. At least he covered his butt.
Another fun read.
reply by the author on 10-Jul-2014
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Excellent
Story telling at its best, no imagination needed to fill in the rest
As basic as our need require, preparation is my desire. Always carry a hanky, you will find that it is true, blowing your nose may not be the only use for you.
I really enjoyed that the story flowed.
Some who wear their pants at half mast do not realize that they smell like King Tut. At least he covered his butt.
Another fun read.
Comment Written 08-Jul-2014
reply by the author on 10-Jul-2014
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Thanks a million,ElPoetry001, and I'm so truly for the delay in my response. I am so far behind! I really appreciate the wonderful review, my friend!
Comment from jmdg1954
Not offended one bit. I couldn't stop laughing at the visuals you created in my head. Plus the cartoon and visuals you provide simply puts this over the top and not in the crapper!
Nicely done once again, Dean. John
reply by the author on 10-Jul-2014
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Not offended one bit. I couldn't stop laughing at the visuals you created in my head. Plus the cartoon and visuals you provide simply puts this over the top and not in the crapper!
Nicely done once again, Dean. John
Comment Written 08-Jul-2014
reply by the author on 10-Jul-2014
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Thanks a million, John, and I'm so truly for the delay in my response. I am so far behind! I really appreciate the wonderful review, my friend!
Comment from Louise Michelle
LOL - what happens when a horror writer does humor? THIS. This was so much fun to read, Dean. I'm way too impressionable, however, and from now on will think of the tape whenever I use the potty. Ouch. Hugs, Lou
reply by the author on 10-Jul-2014
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LOL - what happens when a horror writer does humor? THIS. This was so much fun to read, Dean. I'm way too impressionable, however, and from now on will think of the tape whenever I use the potty. Ouch. Hugs, Lou
Comment Written 08-Jul-2014
reply by the author on 10-Jul-2014
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Thanks a million, Lou, and I'm so truly sorry for the delay in my response. I'm just so way behind! I really appreciate the wonderful review, my friend!
Comment from Tomes Johnston
This is an interesting take on the famous story of King Tut. We all know the story, and of course incest had everything to do with the babies being still born. That is why incest is taboo in most cultures. Well done yet again.
reply by the author on 10-Jul-2014
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This is an interesting take on the famous story of King Tut. We all know the story, and of course incest had everything to do with the babies being still born. That is why incest is taboo in most cultures. Well done yet again.
Comment Written 08-Jul-2014
reply by the author on 10-Jul-2014
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Thanks a million, Tomes, and I'm so truly sorry for the delay in my response. I'm just so way behind! I really appreciate the wonderful review, my friend! I hope you had a wonderful holiday.
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I did indeed. I am just about getting back to normal now. I have a wedding to attend in Ireland on 19th, so I will be flying out again. That's the holidays used for the year. Take care.
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You do the same, Tomes, and thanks again.
Comment from Bill Schott
Hilarious! Dean, where do you find these crazy pictures and exploding mummies? This is a lot of fun to not only read, but to experience. I have blown the mummy up a dozen times.
reply by the author on 10-Jul-2014
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Hilarious! Dean, where do you find these crazy pictures and exploding mummies? This is a lot of fun to not only read, but to experience. I have blown the mummy up a dozen times.
Comment Written 08-Jul-2014
reply by the author on 10-Jul-2014
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Thanks a million, Bill, and I'm so truly sorry for the delay in my response. I'm just so way behind! I really appreciate the wonderful review, my friend!
Comment from Spitfire
Glad I didn't read this before dinner. What an image--a mummy have a bad case of diarrhea. Imagine the smell and the look of one long brown runny wrapping. Where on earth did you get the picture of a mummy farting! You do tickle my gory bone.
reply by the author on 10-Jul-2014
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Glad I didn't read this before dinner. What an image--a mummy have a bad case of diarrhea. Imagine the smell and the look of one long brown runny wrapping. Where on earth did you get the picture of a mummy farting! You do tickle my gory bone.
Comment Written 08-Jul-2014
reply by the author on 10-Jul-2014
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Yeah, kinda gross, don't you think, Shari, LOL?
Thanks a million, and I'm so truly sorry for the delay in my response. I'm just so way behind! I really appreciate the wonderful review, my friend!
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No apology needed. Hard to find time to write and answer reviews too. Some I never hear from.
Comment from TheWriteTeach
We can't be held responsible for the places our muses take us. Just go with the flow (no pun intended) and if a little potty talk comes out, well, better out than in, right? Your poem just proves that royalty really isn't any different from us common folk. We all put our pants on one leg at a time, and we all get caught on the potty without any TP. This piece is hysterical, and made me laugh out loud.
Suzanne
reply by the author on 10-Jul-2014
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We can't be held responsible for the places our muses take us. Just go with the flow (no pun intended) and if a little potty talk comes out, well, better out than in, right? Your poem just proves that royalty really isn't any different from us common folk. We all put our pants on one leg at a time, and we all get caught on the potty without any TP. This piece is hysterical, and made me laugh out loud.
Suzanne
Comment Written 08-Jul-2014
reply by the author on 10-Jul-2014
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Thanks a million, Teach (Suzanne), and I'm so truly sorry for the delay in my response. I'm just so way behind! I really appreciate the wonderful review, my friend! Sorry, I just like callin' you "Teach". I hope you don't mind? LOL...
Comment from Lulube
What a hoot. great imagery or maybe not. lol Love the moving cartoon at the end. Watch out for that gas baby. So humorously written with a borderline sick sense of humor. love it.
great read and great rhyming
lulube
reply by the author on 08-Jul-2014
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What a hoot. great imagery or maybe not. lol Love the moving cartoon at the end. Watch out for that gas baby. So humorously written with a borderline sick sense of humor. love it.
great read and great rhyming
lulube
Comment Written 07-Jul-2014
reply by the author on 08-Jul-2014
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Thank you, Lulube. I'm very glad you liked this silly thing, LOL!
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welcome Dean
lulube
Comment from daeneam
I enjoyed the rhymes and the humor. It's a unique presentation of the ancient Egypt, thinking about the movie Mummy and its sequels - which are mostly fantasy and horror.
Also, I always love the graphics and I wonder how can I put the same effects with my works in the future? c", Mae
reply by the author on 08-Jul-2014
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I enjoyed the rhymes and the humor. It's a unique presentation of the ancient Egypt, thinking about the movie Mummy and its sequels - which are mostly fantasy and horror.
Also, I always love the graphics and I wonder how can I put the same effects with my works in the future? c", Mae
Comment Written 07-Jul-2014
reply by the author on 08-Jul-2014
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Thanks, Mae, but I'd be ready to take lots of heat if you want to use animated graphics. There are many here who loathe them. However, there are also many people who enjoy what it is I try to do...entertain them.
Thanks for the favorable review of this wacky little tail, ah, ahem, I mean tale, heh heh. I'll get with you personally about how to add animated graphics, if you'd like.
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Of course, I'd love too. Just be a little patient because I'm dumb with gadgets hehe...
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It's not all that difficult. I've shown Ideasaregems Dawn how to do it, and several others. I'll do my very best to help out.
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Is it free? hahaha Okay then, tell me how?
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Okay, I ;ll be over to your inbox in just a sec. Oh, and yes, it is completely free.
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Thank you very much! *Smiles*
Comment from adewpearl
a mummy poem combined with toilet humor - you are determined to make me laugh, aren't you? LOL
I've never seen derriere and prayer paired - what great fun :-)
fluids and Druids is damned funny too
this is hilarious :-) Brooke
reply by the author on 08-Jul-2014
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a mummy poem combined with toilet humor - you are determined to make me laugh, aren't you? LOL
I've never seen derriere and prayer paired - what great fun :-)
fluids and Druids is damned funny too
this is hilarious :-) Brooke
Comment Written 07-Jul-2014
reply by the author on 08-Jul-2014
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Thanks, Brooke, and if I can make you laugh, then I feel truly honored. :D
