Comment from J. Dark

Exceptional

You deserve six stars for the originality of humour in this piece alone. You made me laugh out loud in several places, which is always a good sign with humour poetry - "ancient crap and gooey stuff" particularly got me! Fabulous fun - I wish there was more humour on here - it is my favourite!

Kindest of regards,

Julie :-)

 Comment Written 07-Jul-2014

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reply by the author on 10-Jul-2014

Thanks so much, Julie, and while I know this kind of humor isn't for everyone, I did it just to make people laugh a little. I apologize for the delayed reply. I really appreciate it, my friend!

Comment from boxergirl

Excellent

Ha!Ha!Ha! I think it is hilarious and just what I needed to make me chuckle. And besides, you finally answered the age old question - Do mummies fart? Thank you very much. I will sleep better tonight knowing the true answer to that! 8-)

 Comment Written 07-Jul-2014

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reply by the author on 10-Jul-2014

Thanks so much, boxergirl, and I apologize for the delayed reply. I really appreciate it, my friend!

Comment from Andrewajgblue

Excellent

Dean,this is really funny and really creative, well done for that, it's great to find some good humour, it's what makes the world go round, brilliant work, thanks for this,
Andrew

 Comment Written 07-Jul-2014

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reply by the author on 10-Jul-2014

Thanks so much, Andrew, and I apologize for the delayed reply. I'm so far behind it isn't funny! I really appreciate it, my friend!

Comment from Dawn Munro

Excellent

EEeeeeewwwwww! Dean! What have you been feeding that muse? (HAHAHAHAHAHA) Too funny, even if it IS gross (and trust me, it's gross. Bleh!! HAHAHAHA!)

Your power over the use of words is marvelous (now save a little of that power to put over your muse's mood swings, would ya?) (You know I'm shittin' ya, don't you? HAHAHAHAHAHA!! ROTFLMAO)

 Comment Written 07-Jul-2014

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reply by the author on 07-Jul-2014

Ha ha, yeah, I know, Dawn.

I'm really glad you liked this silly thing, Dawn. I do realize it is a bit...nasty, heh heh heh...

Comment from NurseBarb

Excellent

I'm sure some may be offended, but it takes a lot to offend me. Like a 2 star rating, lol. This is cleverly written, probably no one else would think to write about this (a mummy using the toilet). But only you Dean could write something like this and get away with it. LOL. Loved it, as usual.

 Comment Written 07-Jul-2014

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reply by the author on 07-Jul-2014

Ha, oh, I don't know about being the only one thinking up these sorts of wacky things, NurseBarb. I have seen some pretty crazy poems and stories come tumblin' down the pike here on FS, LOL!

Thanks for your fun review, I really appreciate it!

Comment from jgirlie152

Excellent

Your so-called toilet-humor may be offensive to some, but I laughed all the way through this. If you have the imagination and the chutzpah to write a piece like this, I give you great credit and your readers should not be offended
whatsoever. Using the mummy was an excellent choice.
Joan

 Comment Written 07-Jul-2014

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reply by the author on 07-Jul-2014

Thank you, Joan! Chutzpah... I like that, LOL!

When I awaken each morning and sit down to write, I don't know which muse is going to show up that day; the nice, kind and gently caring one, or the one from the bowels of Hell, itself. I have no idea where this one came from, really. I just got to thinking, What would a mummy do if, after 3,000 years, he awoke and had to use the little boys room, and sans toilet paper, no less! See what I mean, heh heh?

Thanks again for your wonderfully kind review of this crazy thing.

reply by jgirlie152 on 07-Jul-2014

keep on writing, Buddy. you always have something new and interesting.
J :)

reply by the author on 07-Jul-2014

I'll sure do my best, thanks! :>}

Comment from Domino 2

Excellent

Hilarious artwork, Dean.

Thanks goodness I had my dinner BEFORE reading this. :-)

I've found not everyone on here likes 'toilet humour', but I guess if anyone can get away with it, it's you. :-)

Yucky lingo to describe this poor Mummy having his first dump in a couple thousand years. I'd have thought he'd have constipation my now, but assume all the wrapping keeps him liquid.

Very well done, now I'm off to read about roses and butterflies. LOL

Cheers, Ray

 Comment Written 07-Jul-2014

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reply by the author on 07-Jul-2014

Hah ha, thanks, Ray. Oh, and don't forget to read something about puppies and faery dust, too. Always a must, LOL!

I really appreciate you reviewing this crazy thing. I just don't know what comes over me sometimes.

Comment from Sandra Stoner-Mitchell

Excellent

LOL, You are outrageously funny, Dean! This could only come from you! I have been to Egypt and been right from the top to the bottom of the Nile, and stopped off at all the ancient tombs. Amazing place. I hope you didn't get any unwelcome reviews, I thought it was brilliant! xsx Sandra xx

 Comment Written 07-Jul-2014

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reply by the author on 07-Jul-2014

Thanks a bunch, Sandra. No, not really any negative reviews yet. Everyone has seemed to understand and realize that it's all meant in good fun, not to be taken too seriously. But, there's still time...LOL

Thank you again for reading and reviewing this silly thing.

Comment from wiljacro

Exceptional

HI! Dean, you have just turned one of my frustrating days into, first, a series uncontrollable giggles and then, some really deep and prolonged Belly Laughs, that blew my frustrations out of the water. Thanks for the entertainment, I now have to explain to my wife why I was laughing so much, while she kept "Tutting" at the noise! wiljacro.

 Comment Written 07-Jul-2014

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reply by the author on 07-Jul-2014

Ha ha, that's fantastic, wiljaro! There is no greater reward for me than to hear I've actually been able to brighten up someone's day, if only a little.

I truly appreciate your most generous rating and wonderful comments!

Keep on laughing, my friend. It's really good for what ails ya!

Comment from Dorothy Farrell

Excellent

Hi Dean - How could anyone be offended. It is not just very funny but so clever. Whatever you write you are always clever. And the pictures that you show always tie in so well. A little bit of history thrown in - a really good read. Regards Dorothy

 Comment Written 07-Jul-2014

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reply by the author on 07-Jul-2014

Thank, Dorothy, I really am flattered that you feel that way. I echo those same sentiments right back at you, my dear!

Thanks so much again! ~Dean