Comment from His Grayness

Exceptional

Dean Dean....what can a sane man say here even if he can stop laughing long enough to get his crap on paper?? First, your muse deserves a clean wipe for his generous dip in the poo of darkness to get a joyful what-if off to the minds of many who might never ponder such a messy situation for a king. You've served up a beauty here my friend! LOL Vance

 Comment Written 07-Jul-2014

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reply by the author on 10-Jul-2014

Thanks a million, Vance, and I'm so truly sorry for the delay in my response. I'm just so way behind! I really appreciate the wonderful review, my friend! I'm glad you got a chuckle or two outta this crazy thing!

Comment from Sasha

Excellent

You got me to laugh out loud with this one. Never apologize for your sense of humor...I just love it. Love the artwork too. You are a very talented man, my dear friend. Keep it coming, I can never laugh too much!

 Comment Written 07-Jul-2014

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reply by the author on 10-Jul-2014

So sorry about the delayed response to your review, Smurphgirlsasha. I'm so far behind, it's not funny. I hate 'cut and paste' responses, and I try never to do them. I'm really glad it gave you a good laugh.

Thanks so much again!

Comment from royowen

Excellent

You are a wicked man Dean, but I loved it! There must be a bit " gooey stuff " left in me, great rhyme and rhythm, great flow and very clever articulate wording. As usual, well done, you are very clever! Blessings, Roy.

 Comment Written 07-Jul-2014

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reply by the author on 10-Jul-2014

Thank you, Roy, and sorry about the delay in getting back to you on it. I'm so far behind it isn't funny, and I try not to do 'copy and paste' replies, if I can help it.

Thanks again, and I'm glad you thought it to be clever and funny, too! :}

Comment from Linda Engel

Exceptional

OH DEAN! I am still laughing. so hilarious , so like a kid, love him sitting on the pot with the wraps around his feet.It's like hubby when he yells "Honey, do we have any toilet paper?"when it is right there next to him in the cupboard. They were sick puppies back then. Take care of your nasty self. (love the art work)

 Comment Written 07-Jul-2014

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reply by the author on 10-Jul-2014

So sorry for the delayed response to this wonderful review, Linda, my dear friend. I'm so-o-o-o far behind, and I really hate to do 'cut and paste' replies, if I can help it. I also appreciate the six star rating, thank you! I'm glad you enjoy the art as well. I get a lot of criticism for it sometimes, but it's sure fun.

Thanks so much again, for everything!

Comment from DR DIP

Exceptional

I love your muse i love your wit
when it comes to poos you have the shit
I love the fact you have some class
when it comes down to a dirty arse

Old king tut was into smut
even didn't wipe his butt
even thought he had rags on tap
he just wasn't gunna take this crap

So whenever you're sittin on the loo
And feelin' a little bit crook
Just get deano to talk about poo
For he is the master Cook!

 Comment Written 07-Jul-2014

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reply by the author on 10-Jul-2014

Ha ha, thanks a bunch, dipster. And I apologize for the delay in my response to your exceptional review, my dear friend. I am so far behind it isn't funny!

Comment from acerisestory

Excellent

Yuckkkkkk! You have totally grossed me out, Dean (I should give you a 3 for that!). And yet I couldn't stop reading until I finished the poem. Then, there's the "end artwork" to cap it all off. Your rhyming is wonderful and the flow of the poem is perfect. Thanks -- I think -- for sharing. Alana

 Comment Written 07-Jul-2014

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reply by the author on 10-Jul-2014

Ha ha, well, I'm glad you got a snicker out of it, anyhow, Alana. I don't honestly know what came over me that day. I know my kids had used the entire roll of toilet paper without bothering to replace it. Do you think that may have had something to do with it, LOL?

Thanks so much again. Sorry for the delayed reply!

reply by acerisestory on 10-Jul-2014

Yes. It's possible to go into a complete rage if the toilet hasn't been replaced -- and of course, write that poem :) Alana

Comment from DSchlosser

Excellent

There's never anything wrong with toilet humor. When you need a laugh this is always the best remedy. There was a song by Mike Nesmith called 'Laugh Kills Lonesome,' and it was about a guy who farted around a camp fire and got all his friends laughing.

A good poem for laughter and the animation was great too.

 Comment Written 07-Jul-2014

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reply by the author on 10-Jul-2014

Thanks so much, 'D', and I apologize for the delayed reply. I really appreciate it, my friend!

Comment from GWHARGIS

Excellent

Nasty or not, your muse made me laugh as I read this. You managed to fill it with history and toilet humor. Great job on this. I would say nice imagery but, well, you understand. This was very fun.

 Comment Written 07-Jul-2014

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reply by the author on 10-Jul-2014

Thanks so much, GW, and I apologize for the delayed reply. I really appreciate it, my friend! And yeah, I understand perfectly, heh heh...

Comment from Acquired Taste

Exceptional

Toilet humor is always gross - that's why we laugh our asses off.

You have a special relationship with words - it is an outstanding gift ad you do use it well. Visual, rhymes well - most importantly - it makes people laugh. How much more could one ask for in response to their work?

a tattered, jumbled wad of skeins??? - my muse would like a date with your muse.....

Kudos Dean - well done. Jean

 Comment Written 07-Jul-2014

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reply by the author on 10-Jul-2014

Thanks so much, Jean, and I apologize for the delayed reply. I really appreciate it, my friend! You'll make me blush with compliments like that, you know that, don't you, LOL?

Thanks so much again!

Comment from babylonia

Excellent

Dean,
LOL I love where your sense of humor is going with this one. It's kind of along the lines of whether a zombie needs to use the restroom after all the "food" s/he takes in. LOL
Nicely done. Imagery is excellent. Make me smiggle some more, I dare you.
Love,
Barbara

 Comment Written 07-Jul-2014

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reply by the author on 10-Jul-2014

Thanks so much, Barbara, and I apologize for the delayed reply. I really appreciate it, my friend!

reply by babylonia on 27-Jul-2014

No problem. It took me forever to see it. Hope you are having a good day.
Love,
Barbara